Not to be a bigot, but it's insufferable when you open up a bucket of KFC or slice a watermelon and there's practically a wave of black thieves running off with every crumb they can get a hold of. Just the sight of them is enough to make you lose your appetite. You spill a drop of...

+635 Not to be a bigot, but it's insufferable when you open up a bucket of KFC or slice a watermelon and there's practically a wave of black thieves running off with every crumb they can get a hold of. Just the sight of them is enough to make you lose your appetite. You spill a drop of Kool-Aid, and they swarm it worse than flies! It makes you wanna kill them on sight. Seriously, summer would be so much better without ants, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*insert POTD prediction face here*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Is it that face?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

We need a combination of the hmm

and

faces and I believe we'll have it down.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

See any candidates? http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&client=safari&rls=en&q=hmm%2Byum%2Bsmirk&gs_sm=e&gs_upl=19038l23422l2l23697l13l13l0l0l0l0l260l2187l0.8.4l12l0&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&biw=1286&bih=611&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm really feeling this one. He's not really hmming, but he does look like he ate something delicious and is rather happy about it. http://myfacewhen.com/91/

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I like this one. I think it's got the hmm and the smirk down and there's a hint of yum. http://myfacewhen.com/49/

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Holy cow. Yes it does. That is genius.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Jerry Seinfeld is now the new face of future POTDs, nice!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I hope to see comments from people who didn't read to the end.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hey, don't forget the red bastards trying to steal your smallpox infected blankets! Fucking fire ants...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I see what you did there.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I am a horrible person.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Wow, I was totally expecting you to be talking about one thing, but in the end, it turned out you were talking about something else! And that's when I got disappointed... :(

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This post is sexist. Black uncles are as bad as black aunts.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

when i first started reading this i felt so offended. then i got to the end. and i wanted to laugh.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How does one open up a slice of watermelon?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Tis a secret, only true watermelon lovers know.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Glad I didn't skip over the ending :D

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You now feel incredibly racist.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not even gonna lie, I'm so frickin hungry now.

by Anonymous 12 years ago