+430 God probably didn't give us tails because he knew our friends would pull them, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What about pigtails? Those get pulled.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Those are motorcycle handlebars

by Anonymous 12 years ago

inb4 someone says, "God isn't real!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That would be pretty cool if we did. Then we could play heads or tails by rolling down a hill.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Flame war starting now!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

" I am so pulling your tail!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago