+844 You were born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning you break your legs, and every afternoon you break your arms. At night, you lie awake in agony until your heart attacks put you to sleep, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Haha this is so fucked up... I can't believe it's from a kids show, I need to re-watch the older episodes again

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Can somebody please explain this to me? Haha :]

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Possibly the best Spongebob quote ever

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's a Spongebob quote, from the episode in which Spongebob & Patrick sell chocolate bars. If that clears things up.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh haha now I remember! With the fake sick guy and the one who yells, CHOCOLATE!! thanks :]

by Anonymous 12 years ago

CHOCOLATE!!! CHOCOLATE!!! CHOCOLATE!! NOW THAT I'VE GOT YOU RIGHT WHERE I WANT YOU... I'd like to buy all your chocolate! :)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

CHOCOLATE!! CHOCOLATE!!!! Finally! I've been trying to catch you boys all day. Now that I've got you right where I want you.... I would like to buy all your Chocolate.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Bahahahaha! :D it took me awhile, but I remember now!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You are a "Class A" suckeroonie if you believed this post.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Spongebob: Remember Patrick, try to make the customer feel good. Patrick: Got it. *door opens* Patrick: I LOVE YOU.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That made me lol. I

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That made me lol. I

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's humpty dumpty! jk i love that episode

by Anonymous 12 years ago

At first I thought this was going to be some "deep" post about getting stronger as you age. Luckily, I was wrong.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My WTF alarm was going off until I got the SB reference.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I can't see my forehead.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You need some inflatable pants.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Spongebob: What made us buy those bags? Patrick: He said we were mediocre. Spongebob: That's it! He made us feel special.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

like a skyyy scraperrr

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Did you know that the creators of Spongebob originally considered Demi Lavato for the part of Pearl?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

For a second I thought this was going to be some emo poetic shit.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My brain automatically said that in his voice after I read paper skin. <3

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I miss these spongebobs. The new ones are stupid.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

All the new ones are garbage. And unnecessarily violent...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The animation got all weird, Spongebob turned girlish and even more annoying so now everyone hates him, Patrick turned into a complete retard that shows up out of nowhere all the time, Sandy got turned into a background character that got her last name changed to Squirrel for no reason, Mr. Krabs only talks about money now, the writers try to make jokes with talking inanimate objects that are never funny, most of the plots are unoriginal and unfunny, and the show has disgusting moments for no reason all the time now. I love seasons 1-3, but the new ones are just unbearable.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

TRY BARNACLE CHIPS THEYRE DELICIOUS Spongebob: ..they are most certainly not delicious! Patrick: not the way i use em! haha uh wtf does he use them for?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I always wondered if that was some kind of dirty reference I would understand when I was older.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Me too... :D

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"LETS GET NAKED" "nah, let's save that for when we sell real estate..."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*Spongebob and Patrick in the treehouse* Patrick: What did he say? Spongebob: I dunno-- something about his nose?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Wow I was so confused when I read this. Never seen Spongebob so I thought it was a strange reference to Unbreakable.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Never seen sponge bob? What kind of childhood did you have?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I didn't grow up then...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How old are you? 10? Or are you older as in you were grown up when they were newer?Or at least too old to be watching SB.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Nevermind I didn't even know it was running a long time ago. Never even seen it on until lately.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

...and you manage to pay your large medical bills by selling chocolates.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hey, this is a nice place ya got here.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Don't kill me, Hash Slinging Slasher!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

One of the most remarkable quotes.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I have a story that will cheer you right up. It's called 'The Ugly Barnacle.' There once was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The End! :D

by Anonymous 11 years ago