+343 Watching Jersey Shore is a lot like watching NASCAR; why the hell would you do either, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"HE'S MAKIN' A LEFT TURN!... HE'S MAKIN' ANOTHER LEFT TUUURN!" -- Jeff Dunham (I can't remeber which puppet it was. Anyone wanna help me out?)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I want to say bubba? or whatever the redneck trailer trash one is.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Nah, Bubba J's a redneck, he wouldn't make fun of NASCAR. Maybe Peanut.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well, maybe him I guess. Huh. I'll find out.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Honey, you shouldn't watch that trash.

by Anonymous 12 years ago