+366 A fly drops 6 inches closer to the water in a pond which caused a fish to jump up to eat it; a bear to jump to catch the fish; a hunter to shoot the bear, which resulted in him leaving his lunch bag open; a mouse to swipe the hunters sandwich and a cat, which was running after the mouse, to get startled from the hunter's gun shot and jump into the pond. The moral of this story is that when a fly drops 6 inches, the pussy gets wet, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

ive heard a joke like this, but in the end it ways "The cat falls in the pond, causing a chicken to laugh. Moral of the story is that a wet pussy makes a cock feel good" Just thought id add that in. I think both endings are funny.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Helloooo future POTD

by Anonymous 12 years ago

futer*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Didn't there used to be a pickle after your name?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't want to talk aboot it. Even thinking aboot the severance of the Pickles from my name makes me want to... EAT LOTS OF SPINACH! puke

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's ok, I'm here for you. If you don't want to discuss it now, that's fine, but it's going to come out eventually. Just like all that spinach you're gonna eat.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Six inches sounds somewhat long for a zipper. My flies are usually a modest four inches in length. Maybe five inches if I feel dignified.

by Anonymous 12 years ago