+188 The new Dairy Queen guy is a total ripoff, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The old spice commercials?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

...I don't care, I still want bubbles with kittens inside.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I want an old fashioned shaving bunny. Don't know why, just do.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You know what I want? I want a guitar that sounds like dolphins.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I want a rainbow on fire.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'd really love chest hair that spells out what I say.

by Anonymous 12 years ago