+226 If you are going to 'hack' your friends Facebook, you need to post a status that is believable. Something they might actually say. "BRB. Getting pounded by a horse!" isn't really convincing, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My stepsister grabbed my phone and set my status as "I am a poopyhead" or something once. lolwut

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And for God's sake please don't write "Hacked by _______ lol <333"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This. When teenage girls post this as a 'hacked' status, they need to get the fuck off Facebook.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I can't believe how the tern 'hacker's has digressed into opening up an account that's not yours.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No, they need to get the fuck off of the Internet.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Constipated :/

by Anonymous 12 years ago

One time I put "I forgot to shave my toes today /:" on my friend's page.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I like the idea somebody came up with where you change their settings so only they can see their stuff, leading them to believe everybody is ignoring them.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"I wanna tap your grandma on her wrinkly ass"...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Just posted "Gonna be a daddy! <3 Love you (his girlfriend's name)!" Then I posted a picture of an ultrasound immediately after. Great stuff.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I like to wear bright red lipstick and pretend I'm a women

by Anonymous 11 years ago