+944 SCARY BUT TRUE: statistics show that everyone who's ever used a cell phone will die, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

HOLY SHIT I'M BURNING THIS DEVIL MACHI--wait.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Does that make the Amish immortal?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I've seen Amish people with cell phones...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Those are New Order Amish. Most Old Order Amish shun them.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Those would probably be Mennonites

by Anonymous 12 years ago

People who say no are immortal

by Anonymous 12 years ago

SCARIER BUT STILL TRUE: statistics show that everyone who hasn't used a cell phone will also die! It's a lose-lose situation.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

... So that's why my grandma is still alive!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

OH MY GOD I AM GOING TO- wait....

by Anonymous 12 years ago

HOLY SHIT, ARE YOU SERIOUS?! DUDE I HAVE TO TELL MY FRIENDS!! **calls friends on cell phone**

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sounds like something you'd hear on the news.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"This just in, cell phone use leads brain tumors. Now back to Kelly with the traffic."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"There's a new product on the market that could very well kill its users. Find out what it is tonight at 11!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

statistics also show that anyone who experiences death dies. DON'T EXPERIENCE DEATH

by Anonymous 12 years ago

FUCK.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

100% of people who drink water also die

by Anonymous 12 years ago

100% of people born will die. Hm weird.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

98% of people will die earlier than everyone else! :O

by Anonymous 12 years ago

some say: even people who have sex will die

by Anonymous 12 years ago

OH MY GOSH I KNOW. Did you know they also did research and proved that EVERYONE dies?! EVERYONE! Even the president and Harry Potter. I don't even know what to do with my life anymore. First, I was told that Saturday comes after Friday, and now this. :(

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Haha my teacher said something like this in class one day "Everyone who eats pickles, will die" and this girl in our class lost it. She was like "OH MY GOD why would you tell me that I love pickles." We laughed at her for like 10 minutes and the teacher looked so disappointed like he was questioning being a teacher.

by Anonymous 12 years ago