+199 If you see someone planking, you're going To just fucking step on them. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Why? what do you have against planking?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Absolutely nothing at all, I've actually "Planked" before in Bank of America, because I was trying to avoid the horrible singing of the National Anthem, and needed something to do. But if some random ass person, just lays down in front of me, I'm stepping on them, they want to act like a plank, I'll treat them like one.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Doesn't that seem a little hypocritical though?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I did it once to try it, I did, therefor I can judge. I've only did it once, it's not like I turned it into my hobby. So...No not really it isn't hypocritical.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Wouldn't hypocritical mean that she disliked Plankers? I plank, and I would still step on them. I guess I'm just malicious

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I PLANKED YESTERDAY, HATERS GONNA HATE. It was the first time I do it in public anyways lol

by Anonymous 12 years ago

...Nice that you feel the need to step on people that annoy you. They're still people. They aren't hurting you. Leave them be. Jeeze.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well if some douchebag steps on me while I'm planking, I'll act like a 2 by 4 plank, and hit them upside the head.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ok. I get their point. Go to YouTube and search "ItsKingsleyBitch planking" maybe this will help you understand.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This post made me giggle. I don't like planking either :/

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah you are people: you're not going to actually do this. No way people: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sure planking is stupid and pointless, but are this many people really that cruel? I doubt you would actually do that.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I've pushed a ten year old down a flight of stairs, stepping on someone doesn't really phase me.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://5secondfilms.com/watch/planking/

by Anonymous 12 years ago