+157 Know what i just thought would be really funny? If you hijacked the machines that make all of the carbonated beverage containers and had them put "shake well" on them. Hahaha everyone would be like wtf as they got sprayed with their drink, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Want to hear a cool story? When I first read this I thought you meant those excercise machines that you have to shake to workout your upper body, and then you said "wtf as they got sprayed with their..." and I started cracking up, I didn't even read the last word. So then I was laughing about getting sprayed from something that looks like your giving someone a handjob, & then I re-read it and was sad :(

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Except no idiot would shake a soda, whatever it says on the can.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I love the way this post is written, it's just like super chilled.

by Anonymous 12 years ago