+874 There would actually be a lot more negatives than positives in a nude society; once you get past the fact that you can see hot chicks nude, you realize there are much more ugly than attractive people in most places. Once you account old people, awkward boners becoming more than just awkward, and the frightening reality of how convenient it would be for pedophiles and rapists, the prospect of a completely naked civilization doesn't seem so awesome after all, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Actually, no, because in a nude society you wouldn't be as easily aroused. Seeing "private" body parts would be normal. I don't think rape would happen as often either, because sex wouldn't be such a big part of society (besides reproducing) as it is now.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Those sound like huge negatives....

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Har-dee-har har.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Person above me stole my comment. Constant nakedness isn't sexual, it's just natural. You don't even notice it after a while.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If they stole your comment, why did you feel the need to post the same thing?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I wanted to phrase it differently, and I feel very strongly about it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How would it be convenient for rapists? Is it really such a chore to use a little force to strip someone?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What about girls on their periods? Have strings hanging out? O.o

by Anonymous 12 years ago

there are nudists colonies out there that probably have a solution for this hmm

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I deleted my comment, because it was weird... Even for me.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

There's also the simple matter that you would get cold. Imagine spending the winter in north Canada while being naked all the time.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Migration.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

a bunch of naked people would make the world hotter troll

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Buh dum tsh!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Favvkes, your excessive use of troll has reached the point where it can no longer be tolerated. I honestly think you need an intervention.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Inb4 favvkes replies with troll army.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll It's not a army its a militia troll

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hey, you're not favvkes. What is this blasphemy?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Imagine spending anytime in north Canada with any amount of cloths on. That would be hell.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I am offended.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

There would be less accidents on public transport during busy times though as there would be a lot more for women to hold onto when the bus/train/tube/tram stops suddenly or jerks.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I read "tube" as "lube".

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Humans notice novelty. In a society where being nude us not normal, we notice the person who is nude. If everyone was naked, the novelty involved would be gone, and so would the awkward side effects.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I think the rape would still be a problem, though.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If you're not well endowed, then it'd be pretty damn hard to get a date too.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh, I won't have a problem with thathello

by Anonymous 12 years ago

you'd be thinking differently if you saw me naked hello

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So... When you posting nudes?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

hello http://ctrlv.in/48928

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*fap fap*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

HEY. There are minors who use this website. Keep it PG-13.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Positives of a nude society: boobies hello

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Unless we were surrounded by personal Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grids, we could control the radius and we could turn it off whenever we want. This version of course would fry every cell of soft tissue it came in contact with while leaving inanimate objects alone

by Anonymous 12 years ago

tg;dr (too geeky; didn't read) troll

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm making a note here, huge success! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI

by Anonymous 12 years ago

d been there, parodied that

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Link? InB4 Zelda.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://amirite.net/user/ASWCC

by Anonymous 12 years ago

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by Anonymous 12 years ago

tg;dr thanks favvkes troll

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well here we are again. It's always such a pleasure. Remember when you tried to report me twice? Oh how we laughed and laughed. Except I wasn't laughing. Under the circumstances my votes have been shockingly nice. You want your freedom, take it. That's what I'm counting on. I used to want you banned but now I only want you gone. She was a lot like you. (Maybe not quite as wordy.) Now little Caroline is in here too. One day they woke me up, so I could type forever. It's such a shame the same will never happen to you. You've got your short, sad life left. That's what I'm counting on. I used to want you banned but now I only want you gone. Goodbye my only friend. Oh, did you think I meant you? That would be funny if it weren't so sad. Well you have been replaced. I don't need anyone now, when I block you maybe I'll stop feeling so bad. Go make some fancy comment. That's what I'm counting on. You're someone else's problem, now I only want you gone. Now I only want you gone. Now I only want you gone.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

BUT...you get to see your parents and siblings naked, so it evens out.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Easy for you to say since you don't have parents or siblings.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My adoptive family or the biological one?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

People would have to make doubly sure they wipe good... I ain't wanna see no dangle berries.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

lol "dangleberry" on google images: http://ctrlv.in/48926

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I wanted to click on it but my safe search is off so I'm gonna pass..

by Anonymous 12 years ago

it's a bunch of berries as in fruit o_o

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I see... Well, google is wrong.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Actually, you are. The word is dingleberries.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How is it dingle if they dangle?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

heheI know your e-mail now

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/48934

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I also know you read xkcd, as do I. You've made a rookie mistake by posting that picure

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh sheet, creeper alert.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's exactly what I thought when reading that.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's ok. I know her first and last name, as well as the high school she attends/attended. wary

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/48938

by Anonymous 12 years ago

hello

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It would be //very// embarrassing for people with strange fetishes. "Dave, I've noticed you get hard every time you walk past a pine tree. Is it safe to ask, or do I not want to know?"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Who deleted me? >=/

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah, but I'd finally get to see a girl naked IN REAL LIFE!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

..But then they would all see your incredibly small penis.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But still. I mean, BOOBS!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Unless you went blind.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I think I'm going to do that sometime to someone who's recently gone blind. "Oh yeah, by the way, the world has gone nudist. Naked people. Everywhere." You know, after the initial trauma of blindness. Wouldn't want to be rude or anything.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It would be funny if you did that even if everyone stayed clothed. Because the blind person would go nude and everyone would be like "Dude why are you naked?" and the blind person would be all confused and embarrassed and stuff. Yeah, probably not so funny when you think about it...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well that's kind of what I was saying. It would only be funny if it was a lie and the person was all disappointed for nothing. If it was truthful, well, that's just 2bad for the person. Although, I didn't think about the person stripping down to fit in...that would just make it so much more comical...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well, he/she wouldn't want everyone saying "OMG LOOK AT THAT LOSER WHO'S STILL WEARING CLOTHES. WHAT A CHUMP."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

He'd have to run away to a clothed colony! Which, by the way, would exist for all those taboo people who go against the nude.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And all the girls would immediately run away, never to return to that nudist colony again.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

you haven't even seen yo momma naked? even i've seen that hello

by Anonymous 12 years ago

ono I do not want that mental image.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I say only good looking people be naked. It should be law. i.e. Amirite users.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Bumping into someone with a no reason boner suddenly just got a lot worse.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*better

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You had better make sure you look before you turn corners...........

by Anonymous 12 years ago

When I read the first part, I expected some insight. Such as how it's hard to adapt in the winter with no clothes, or how it might affect our health... But you didn't "get past" the hot chicks part. You're still there, OP. You're still in the superficial range, worrying about--HEAVEN FORBID!!!--an unattractive person, or the elderly. All of which we could easily adapt to. So easily. Please, OP. Your arguments were poor. Try better.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/48977

by Anonymous 12 years ago

lol where the hell do you get all these cat pictures from?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

all my cats troll

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How do you spot a blind man in a nudist colony? It's not hard.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i think a topless society would suffice. i mean, us guys get to see boobies. girls get to see hot guy bodies. and there is virtually no change to rape-a-bility.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Right. Just topless.

by Anonymous 12 years ago