+251 The five second second rule exists because when the food hits the floor, the germs get shocked first, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That and because fat people move slowly. XD

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Woah, what the fuck is this piece o....Holy shit guys! It's a giant ball of high fructose corn syrup! Let's g.....God dammit, foiled again!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

dis comment iz stewpid

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Damn, I just got told! Can someone hook me up with some ice for this burn?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

im sory i didnt mean tew hurt ur feelings

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No, the damage has been done. I'm emotionally scarred for the rest of my life. Thanks bro.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The five-second rule exists because bitches be broke.

by Anonymous 11 years ago