+296 Trying to turn a metal door knob when your hands are wet is like trying to catch smoke, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The people on LOST did it smirk

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or worse, when your hands are covered in lotion...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And then when you try to open the door, you unintentionally get lotion on the door handle too, so it doesn't even matter what you use to open the door because the handle itself is slippery. Then you somehow acquire a severe case of claustrophobia and convince yourself that you're going to die in the room you're stuck in.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sounds like you've had tons of experience with this one.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The thing mandy didn't know was that I locked the door, so the lotion wasn't the problem.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm probably too tired to be on the computer right now because I just read your comment as "the mandy thing know didn't lock the door, the lotion wasn't the program," so I was like "WHAT are you talking about?"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Either I found that HI-LARIOUS or I'm too tired, also.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Trying to catch Sirius Black is like trying to turn a metal door knob when your hands are wet... Naw, it's not quite the same.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Like trying to catch smoke with your BARE hands.

by Anonymous 12 years ago