+238 Kids should never name their pet "virginity" because if they lose it, they've got some explaining to do to their parents. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"I've lost my dog virginity" O.o

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"I've lost my pussy, virginity."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Gonna go take my virginity for a walk. brb.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hahah! that 70's show. "Fez, this isn't like the time you got a pet hamster and named it virginity and then lost it, is it?"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If your dog's name is Fido, you won't say "I'm taking MY Fido for a walk" or (as in the example) "I lost MY Fido." You'll say "I'm taking Fido for a walk" or "I lost Fido."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

aahhhhaaa one pet can be named virginity one pet can be named eggo. So u can say when ur pet gets lost "I lost my virginity" and when someone touches ur other pet you could be like "Leggo me eggo" lol

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"I lost virginity." "YOU FUCKING WHORE, USE BETTER GRAMMAR."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If "virginity" is a proper noun in this case, then shouldn't you have capitalized it?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I should have, yes. ...what's your point?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You're getting hella mad at someone who didn't use proper grammar when technically, in this case, the word "virginity" is used as a proper noun. You messed up. Everyone does. You don't have to get all mad.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

hehe when did I get mad? I must have missed that part.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Lol, maybe I'm just misinterpreting the whole thing... After you said, "I lost Virginity." You said, " You fucking whore..." I thought you got mad, and I just wanted to know why. I feel like an idiot by the wag. I feel like I am missing something completely obvious. Lol

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Lol, maybe I'm just misinterpreting the whole thing... After you said, "I lost Virginity." You said, " You fucking whore..." I thought you got mad, and I just wanted to know why. I feel like an idiot by the wag. I feel like I am missing something completely obvious. Lol

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It was like a conversation. Like, if someone said "I lost virginity" to their parent, meaning a dog/other pet, the parent might get mad for them being a whore AND using incorrect grammar.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Got it... God, I feel like an idiot! :( sorry.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Got it... God, I feel like an idiot! :( sorry.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Got it... God, I feel like an idiot! :( sorry.

by Anonymous 12 years ago