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You want to scream "you're not my real ladder!" at your step-ladder, amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Well I do now....
by Anonymous12 years ago
I'm sorry for the death/divorce that separated you from your ladder. I know you may be going through a rough time, especially with a new step-ladder, but you may want to accept it the way it is and bond with it. Maybe use it to reach the Frisbee on your roof, or during some yard work. It may help you come to terms better with your new life, so you can live it to your fullest.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Same here. FINALLY A GOOD POTD!!!!! I was beginning to lose hope...
by Anonymous12 years ago
Kid on AbsolutePunk shared it with me and I thought I would post his wit and hilarity for more people to see :D
by Anonymous12 years ago
I never gave you permission though.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Props for saying it's not original though. Most people try to get away with stealing posts.
by Anonymous12 years ago
actually, im fairly sure i saw this on cyanide and happiness waaay before anything else
by Anonymous12 years ago
Boosh! http://www.explosm.net/comics/595/
by Anonymous12 years ago
This is really clever.
by Anonymous12 years ago
http://iwastesomuchtime.com/on/?i=5526
Maybe, but not too original for a post.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Want to? I do it every day.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I'm good as long as it doesn't try to have sex with my sister.
by Anonymous12 years ago
At least not with out inviting me.
by Anonymous12 years ago
It's just the same without my real ladder around anymore.
by Anonymous12 years ago
My Mom is really just not as happy with her step-ladder as she is with her real ladder.
by Anonymous12 years ago
My moms step-ladder is a total douchebag. She only married him for his money.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Your mom married her step-ladder?? Sick!
by Anonymous12 years ago
My step ladder doesn't allow me to get high.
by Anonymous12 years ago
It's only a matter of time before my step-ladder starts trying to kill me and the rest of my family...
by Anonymous12 years ago
I lost my real ladder 4 years ago, he contracted rust and he died shortly after. A step ladder later came into my life after my mum found him in the DIY section of homebase. He liked me but our relationship didn't scale the same heights as it did with my real ladder. We've tried doing relationship building activities such as painting a shed last summer, but he failed to lift me and my mood in the way my real ladder used to. He just can't support me in the same way.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Polarthebear, this is why I love your comment- oh wait, it's a wannabe.
by Anonymous12 years ago
So, you would've upvoted and loved the comment if it was a well-known user, but you downvote and criticize because it's not?
Your bias is showing.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Wrong. I'm not down-voting your comment because you aren't a well-known user, I'm down-voting your comment because you're trying to imitate a well-known user.
Even if Anthony had come along and done it, my viewpoint would stand.
by Anonymous12 years ago
How exactly is the commenter imitating polarthebear?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Polarthebear earned a lot of respect for his essay-like, story-telling comments that are so full to the brim with needless emotion that it's funny. HastyCroissant attempted to do the same.
by Anonymous12 years ago
You're totally right. Only one user, now banned, should ever be allowed to post in a certain style of comment.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Dude that's sarcasm, you totally stole that style.
Maybe HastyCroissant wasn't trying to imitate polarthebear. Maybe he was trying to be funny or clever? I see so many people on this site make comments like that, even other well-known users, and you're probably the first person I've seen make a big deal of it. Some people who make comments like that probably aren't even familiar with polarthebear's old ways.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I miss polarthebear and his lovely comments.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I see what you're getting at, but at the same time Polarthebear's were usually wittier, and like other people have said you can't patent a style.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I wasn't trying to imitate anyone and I wasn't trying to be funny. I just thought it was quite clever, clearly I was wrong. No need to hate :P Right, now I'm off to watch England lose at rugby and comfort eat a box of heroes. Enjoy your day all.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Wow this took me so long to get... I'm so slow -.-
by Anonymous12 years ago
Part of the reason I YYA'd is because you used the correct "you're". Props.
by Anonymous12 years ago
My step-ladder is always trying to get me high. I'm just not comfortable anymore.
by Anonymous12 years ago
this is such a dumb post
by Anonymous12 years ago
This is such a dumb comment.
by Anonymous12 years ago
http://ctrlv.in/36921 wut
by Anonymous12 years ago
http://iwastesomuchtime.com/on/?i=5526
by Anonymous12 years ago
I don't get it.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I'm almost surprised that nobody's started arguing over the differences between ladders and stepladders yet.
by Anonymous12 years ago
sssshhh. don't question it.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Obviously ladders have more steps than a step ladder!
by Anonymous12 years ago
damn guys calm yo tits. i obviously was not aware that this was on facebook, or whatever places you claim it is from. i only saw it on AP, which has a very small userbase compared to other popular sites so i thought to get it out there because i appreciated it.
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