If you could eliminate a bodily function you'd definitely eliminate throwing up or pooping, amirite?

You obviously aren't doing it right if you don't enjoy a good poop.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I mean sure everyone enjoys a good poop but it's really inconvenient to have to poop, especially not at home!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I will agree to the fact that it is terrifying to poop in a stranger's house.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's even worse when you have to poop at school

by Anonymous 12 years ago

When you gotta go, you gotta go...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or periods

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah, but those CAN be eliminated with relative ease. Its called an IUD.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i don't get my period anymore :D

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Pregnant?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Depo provera injection. Prevents pregnancy and in most cases, your period. Its great tbh.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Menopause?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sex change?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Bulimia?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

fk that i would take out pee..

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'd take out fingernails growing, that shit is useless!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Throwing up is helpful if it's just one of those "once I throw up, I feel better" things. I would get rid of dry heaving.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You guys are silly, i'd take away the need to sleep

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah I'd take away that too

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You are a scholar and a gentleman/lady.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Death.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Horses can't throw up. That's why colic sucks so much; it's harder to get rid of it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sweating. Easily.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I would take out all of them. Especially eating and sleeping.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The indefinite article "a" is singular, so you would eliminate ONE.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I know that, I was just stating that all the bodily functions are a shlep. It feels like it's all I'm ever doing. Would get a lot more done without it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

ie. I wouldn't know which to eliminate. My post indicates that I am indecisive. Not unaware of the meaning of the post.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

def sweating.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What about allergic reactions?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Farting.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If you can't poop or throw up then all the food in your stomach stays there forever until you explode xD

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I wasn't saying it would be cool to make us unable to poop or throw up, I'm saying it would be cool if it were somehow possible to eliminate the need to do either of those things.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

farting or sweating.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Death... Oh wait, I already did!

by Anonymous 12 years ago