+262 A NASCAR driver calling themselves an athlete for driving a car is like me calling myself a chef for using a microwave, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well, you could be Chef Boyardee..

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Bad comparison

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The car is moving for you, and the microwave is working for you.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh but they are so sweaty and G forces and GET ME ANOTHER BUCKET OF CHICKEN WOMAN they're good drivers and they're totally athletes and if you don't think so I'll stick this here gun up your ass!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I can drive faster and turn lefter than you can!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I actually went to a NASCAR race once. It's really not just cars driving around in circles, half the race is spent on "pause" (the cars don't move/are in the pitstop) because of some accident. Although, it's kinda awesome to see the cars crash into each other. Protip: If you ever do go to a NASCAR race, bring a pillow or something to sit on because the bleachers are metal and they hurt to sit on. Also the food is really expensive.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm not a fan of NASCAR, but I gotta respect the drivers. They're in extremely hot cars for several hours. That has to be taxing on the body. They also have to have insanely fast reactions. I mean, they're going 200 mph on the straights and not all that much slower on the turns. Could you handle a car going that fast?

by Anonymous 12 years ago