+358 No matter how rich, talented, attractive, or smart you are, your crap will still smell bad, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

A study found that attractive people had better-smelling poop on average

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I haven't seen the study, but I know that the healthier you are, the less your poop smells. And I'm guessing attractive people would have a healthy diet.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"I know you like to think your shit don't stank but lean a little closer see that roses really smell like doodoo" -Outkast.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I thought roses smell like woo-woo-ooh.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's on the clean version.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Doodoo is the explicit version?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yes. Either that or booboo. It's hard to tell at times.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Darn. There goes my plans to earn a lot of money, perfect a talent, make myself look better and study a lot so my dumps will smell nice.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Because that's the only reason why you would want to be famous.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

anyone else picture a celebrity taking a dump?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Celebrities don't take dumps, it's proven by science.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not if you're rich enough to drink 8 cups of perfume every day

by Anonymous 12 years ago

perfume enema....

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This is slightly inspirational.

by Anonymous 12 years ago