+308 We're overdue for an eruption in Yellowstone, We're overdue for Earth's magnetic field switching, We're approaching a galactic alignment, We're seeing natural disasters in places that don't necessarily witness these things. At some point in our life, shit's gonna go down, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The universe is fucking with us. it's all gonna go down on December 22, 2012.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Shit already went down. Shit is always going down. Tornadoes and Indian attacks and tsunamis and plagues of locusts, slave rebellions and solar eclipses and hordes of vikings come to pillage, volcanoes and freak lightning strikes and houses foolishly built on fault lines, packages lost in the mail and plummeting coconuts and poisonous snakes that get into people's homes and just ruin everyone's day, terrorists and extremists and boyfriends who cheat and toilets that get frequently clogged. The world is full of shit. It has always been full of shit. We see natural disasters of some sort at least once a month. Somewhere a forest is burning, a murderer is plotting, a religious fanatic is predicting the next apocalypse, and lava is slowly oozing out from a volcano in Hawaii. Shit went down in our parents lives, and our grandparents lives, and in the lives of the cavemen from whom we descended. Oh, you're a creationist? Well I'm sure some shit went down in God's workshop while he tried to figure out how to get our feet on straight. This post is meaningless. It means nothing. Oh look, I told you off. Some shit just went down.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You're a guinea pig. I'm a hippo. You just stood up to me, things really are changing in this world. You don't see that shit in nature. Congratulations. You have earned the tittle "Hornyhorny" in front of your name.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

We're overdue for solar flares too

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Media is having a field day with all this natural diaster. Even more so when 2012 hits. Going to be worse then y2k.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You're cute.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I would like to think so lol.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I predict. Intenseness rising. More. MORE!! Zombies!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

AWW SHIT.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And now Steve Jobs resigned from CEO of Apple!? It's the beginning of the end!

by Anonymous 12 years ago