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You don't sleep on airplanes because you're afraid of being incepted, amirite?

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I don't sleep on football fields because I'm afraid of being intercepted.

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lonely_jew lonely_jew

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I don't sleep on football fields because I'm afraid of being intercepted.

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lonely_jew lonely_jew

In response to “I don't sleep on football fields because I'm...

you can play football while asleep :O?

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name name

In response to “you can play football while asleep :O?

More like be a football while I'm a sleep. I'm not a very big person.

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lonely_jew lonely_jew

I'm afraid of leaning on the stranger next to me and drooling on them while I sleep :/

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ilikefurrywolves4815 ilikefurrywolves4815

In response to “I'm afraid of leaning on the stranger next...

I actually did that once XD

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mchalla3 mchalla3

In response to “I actually did that once XD

how did that turn out for u lol

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ilikefurrywolves4815 ilikefurrywolves4815

In response to “how did that turn out for u lol

I kept feeling like I was being woken up constantly because my mom was always pulling me away from her.

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mchalla3 mchalla3

In response to “hahaha oh wow xD

She had comfortable arms, what can I say?

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mchalla3 mchalla3

I've always thought it would be kinda badass to get 'incepted'

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LonelyTylenoL LonelyTylenoL

I don't sleep on airplanes because I'm afraid of being raped.

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Shadi Shadi

In response to “I don't sleep on airplanes because I'm afraid...

i was going to say the same thing except with a reference to the mile-high club

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mr_e mr_e

I don't sleep on planes cause I've had it with these mothafuckin' snakes on this mothafuckin' plane

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juancho juancho

I don't sleep on airplanes because I'm allergic to peanuts and therefore can't get on one without risking anaphylactic shock.

...My spell-check says I actually mean "intergalactic shock," which is a risk I hadn't thought of. What if the aliens took the plane? (wary)

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FlyingGuineaPig FlyingGuineaPig

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They'd probably force-feed you peanuts. (cool)

...! I mean (wary)! I don't know why I'd use THAT face there. Allergic reactions aren't GOOD things!

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Shadi Shadi

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(frown) You DO realize some people can react from inhaling airborne peanut dust or having physical contact with the dust or oil? And air on an airplane is recycled, the same bits of peanut dust floating all over the cabin?
And you're right, allergic reactions aren't good things. They're frightening, difficult to stop, very painful, and potentially lethal. (I speak from experience on the "very painful" observation.)
As for the "they'd probably force-feed you peanuts" sentiment, that is irritatingly close to the things people tell me with sarcasm and a roll of their eyes when I turn down an invitation to eat out. What they're forgetting is that I've been violently ill (read: lots of vomit and a rash it took days to get rid of) because no one in the kitchen took my allergy seriously and decided they could cook my food with the same utensils they'd used to handle those poisonous little members of the chick-pea family who pass themselves off as nuts.
I am really, REALLY **** sick of people who talk down to me or make jokes about my allergy. I'm not insane or a hypochondriac, I'm a girl who doesn't want to vomit and develop a rash and a migraine before finally stopping breathing ...

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FlyingGuineaPig FlyingGuineaPig

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...because some whack-off couldn't be bothered to vacuum the airplane between flights.
And I'm sensitive about it, God dammit!

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FlyingGuineaPig FlyingGuineaPig

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... ... ... ... ...
... ... ... ... ...
... ... ... ... ...
... ... slowpoke?

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Shadi Shadi

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(no)
This site needs an (embarrassed) emoticon.
Seriously.
Sometimes I rant.
(embarrassed)
(embarrassed)
(embarrassed)

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FlyingGuineaPig FlyingGuineaPig

In response to “(no) This site needs an (embarrassed)...

...My eyes tear up frequently for no real reason.

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Shadi Shadi

In response to “...My eyes tear up frequently for no real reason.

I'm going to over-analyze that now and wonder whether you are attempting to express remorse, or to convey that you also understand the torture that is an allergy, or trying to play the random game because you're not sure how to otherwise respond.

You know, this entire comment chain has become horribly awkward. Can we both say our goodbyes and go read a book or something?

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FlyingGuineaPig FlyingGuineaPig

In response to “I'm going to over-analyze that now and wonder...

My precalculus class is 50% people who already understand the material being covered and are just biding their time until the two hours and fifteen minutes run their course and 50% who genuinely do not understand things they should have picked up in algebra.

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Shadi Shadi

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No, I refuse to participate any longer! This has gotten too silly!

"Quite right! Silly, silly, silly, silly!" *policeman slaps FlyingGuineaPig with nightstick*

My God. I've wandered into Monty Python.

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FlyingGuineaPig FlyingGuineaPig

In response to “No, I refuse to participate any longer! This...

And there was much rejoicing!

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Shadi Shadi

In response to “And there was much rejoicing!

But it's my only line!

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FlyingGuineaPig FlyingGuineaPig

In response to “http://bing.com

www.amirite.net

And now I am going to bed. Good night.

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FlyingGuineaPig FlyingGuineaPig

In response to “www.amirite.net And now I am going to bed...

Sorry about the peanut allergy remark. I didn't mean to upset you.

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Shadi Shadi

not the reason why

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