-212 You don't sleep on airplanes because you're afraid of being incepted, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't sleep on football fields because I'm afraid of being intercepted.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

you can play football while asleep :O?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

More like be a football while I'm a sleep. I'm not a very big person.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm afraid of leaning on the stranger next to me and drooling on them while I sleep :/

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I actually did that once XD

by Anonymous 12 years ago

how did that turn out for u lol

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I kept feeling like I was being woken up constantly because my mom was always pulling me away from her.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

hahaha oh wow xD

by Anonymous 12 years ago

She had comfortable arms, what can I say?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't sleep on airplanes because I'm afraid of being raped.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i was going to say the same thing except with a reference to the mile-high club

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't sleep on planes cause I've had it with these mothafuckin' snakes on this mothafuckin' plane

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't sleep on airplanes because I'm allergic to peanuts and therefore can't get on one without risking anaphylactic shock. ...My spell-check says I actually mean "intergalactic shock," which is a risk I hadn't thought of. What if the aliens took the plane? wary

by Anonymous 12 years ago

They'd probably force-feed you peanuts. cool ...! I mean wary! I don't know why I'd use THAT face there. Allergic reactions aren't GOOD things!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

frown You DO realize some people can react from inhaling airborne peanut dust or having physical contact with the dust or oil? And air on an airplane is recycled, the same bits of peanut dust floating all over the cabin? And you're right, allergic reactions aren't good things. They're frightening, difficult to stop, very painful, and potentially lethal. (I speak from experience on the "very painful" observation.) As for the "they'd probably force-feed you peanuts" sentiment, that is irritatingly close to the things people tell me with sarcasm and a roll of their eyes when I turn down an invitation to eat out. What they're forgetting is that I've been violently ill (read: lots of vomit and a rash it took days to get rid of) because no one in the kitchen took my allergy seriously and decided they could cook my food with the same utensils they'd used to handle those poisonous little members of the chick-pea family who pass themselves off as nuts. I am really, REALLY fucking sick of people who talk down to me or make jokes about my allergy. I'm not insane or a hypochondriac, I'm a girl who doesn't want to vomit and develop a rash and a migraine before finally stopping breathing ...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

...because some whack-off couldn't be bothered to vacuum the airplane between flights. And I'm sensitive about it, God dammit!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... slowpoke?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

no This site needs an (embarrassed) emoticon. Seriously. Sometimes I rant. (embarrassed) (embarrassed) (embarrassed)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

...My eyes tear up frequently for no real reason.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm going to over-analyze that now and wonder whether you are attempting to express remorse, or to convey that you also understand the torture that is an allergy, or trying to play the random game because you're not sure how to otherwise respond. You know, this entire comment chain has become horribly awkward. Can we both say our goodbyes and go read a book or something?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My precalculus class is 50% people who already understand the material being covered and are just biding their time until the two hours and fifteen minutes run their course and 50% who genuinely do not understand things they should have picked up in algebra.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No, I refuse to participate any longer! This has gotten too silly! "Quite right! Silly, silly, silly, silly!" *policeman slaps FlyingGuineaPig with nightstick* My God. I've wandered into Monty Python.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And there was much rejoicing!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But it's my only line!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

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by Anonymous 12 years ago

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by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://bing.com

by Anonymous 12 years ago

www.amirite.net And now I am going to bed. Good night.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sorry about the peanut allergy remark. I didn't mean to upset you.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

not the reason why

by Anonymous 8 years ago