+543 Fastest way to get through a crowd: Walk fast, look worried, and yell "Timmy? TIMMY?! WHERE ARE YOU TIMMY?!", amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Unless you're a 40 something male. Then people will think you're a pedo

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or a concerned father...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I think you may have been wrong this time.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah, but there's about a 50% chance that it will backfire and only cause mass chaos and then the police will inevitably come to help you find your 'missing child'.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Unless you inform you're looking for your "dog", not child.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh, you're good.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Wait. Are you being sarcastic? O.o

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hahah no, I'm being sincere. I honestly didn't think of that.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

or "Make way for the heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Doesn't Timmy Turner's mom have these exact lines in an episode of Fairly Odd Parents

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I read this in Cosmo's voice. I'm pretty sure Cosmo, Wanda, & the parents have all said these exact lines at least once.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah, I read it in his mom's voice

by Anonymous 12 years ago

JASON! Jaaaa-SON~! JASON! JAAASOOOOON! Jaaa-Soooon....! JASON!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Snake? Snake?! SNAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or you could just rip one

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Who is timmy?

by Anonymous 6 years ago

Be less rude to elbow people

by Anonymous 6 years ago