It's awkward when you're texting while on the toilet, and your crush/significant other starts to dirty talk, amirite?

+122 It's awkward when you're texting while on the toilet, and your crush/significant other starts to dirty talk, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Its hard to pee with a hard on

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Its not awkward because he likes to text me about how he wants to put it up my ass right before I shit so it just makes me feel sexier because I'm already on the toilet

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Wow, that's gross. I think he has a scat fetish.

by Anonymous 12 years ago