+1,119 Can you imagine if you went to the doctors and you had a sore throat, and he asked you what the problem was, and you suddenly turned into Eminem. “I CAN’T TELL YOU WHAT IT REALLY IS, I CAN ONLY TELL YOU WHAT IT FEELS LIKE. AND RIGHT NOW IT FEELS LIKE THERE’S A STEEL KNIFE IN MY WINDPIPE.”, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"I CAN'T BREATHE BUT I STILL FIGHT WHILE I CAN FIGHT"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

this made me laugh, hahahaha

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I always thought the lyrics went, "it feels like it's still night in my windpipes." hmm ... d

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's always night in your windpipe, bro.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I thought you were going to go in a completely different direction. Doctors always try and act professional, even when they have to look at you naked or ask about your sex life. That's why it's hilarious to try and make them act unprofessional. Example, you: "my throat hurts" doctor: "do you have any idea why?" you: "it was probably the twelve inch dildo I deepthroated for this guy who gave me $20 last night" just imagine their reaction!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Can you imagine if...amirite?" Makes no sense. /grammarnazi

by Anonymous 12 years ago

wut

by Anonymous 12 years ago

POTD! :)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not to be mean or anything, but... I was like, 'No duh.'

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Okay.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This pretty much made my night.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Haha the complete randomness of this post is brilliant

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Aren't all posts random

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So why are you here in prison? I TIED SOMEONE TO THE BED AND SET MY HOUSE ON FIRE!

by Anonymous 12 years ago