+336 Darth Vader is still single because he's looking for love in Alderaan places, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Huh, I always thought it was because he strangled his girlfriend and then abandoned her.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That, too... Maybe that's why he's still a single Pringe and ready to mingle.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Alderaan is where Princess Leia lived, and Princess Leia was Darth Vader's daughter... Ew.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Incest o-o Well, an instance of instance has already happened in Star Wars sooo...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It runs in the family.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Too soon.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Soon enough.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah, kinda sad he can't Leia girl.

by Anonymous 12 years ago