Your nipples are perpendicular to your ears, amirite?

even if they are fake?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

yes, there is a general rule for all surgeons that operate with plastic in the upper chest area that all nipples have to be aligned with the ears.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Am I the only one that just drew an imaginary line with my fingers from my ears all the way down to my boobs?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No, that is amazing. Things like this never fail to amaze me, like the forearm being same size at foot.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And the thumb being the same size as the nose

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ok i never knew that one. Again just made a prat of myself checking though.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Haha, it's okay. There's so many of those types of things, just search the internet and you'll find out really interesting ones

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You are the Mona Lisa you could get Leo to draw real lines for you.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm the modern day Mona Lisa, and Leo is dead, sooo... Besides, I'm entirely too Sexy for Leo to rub his grimy hands on me.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I didn't think he finger painted you. [insert joke about using the finger in last sentence. It is almost like band class]

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well, we'd never know... He could've painted me with his feet for all we know.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

or Van Goh's ear...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Dun Dun Dun DUNNNN

by Anonymous 12 years ago

you're not the only one.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

apparently i have wide-set nipples.. hmm

by Anonymous 12 years ago

One of us doesn't know the correct meaning of "perpendicular". It's you.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

right angles. im pretty sure vertical and horizontal is a right angle.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Where are the lines, though? Maybe I'm a freak because neither my nipples or my ears produce parallel lines, but I don't suspect this is the case. What's going on to make these body parts perpendicular to one another?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

thats the point. no one knows whats going on man, its just sort of happening. oh, and theyre imaginary, like your IQ

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't see how my IQ is pertinent to the discussion, but it was 125 last time I tested. Irrelevant. Point is, your nipples and ears are not lines, nor do they have any sort of shape to make imaginary lines out of. Even if they did, somehow, It's impossible for them both to be lined up so perfectly that they turned out to be perpendicular to one another.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

the fact that you remembered your IQ is highly egotistical of you. not to mention that i think one of us doesnt know the definition of "imaginary". its you. and good day

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I remember many things. Why is retaining information egotistical? You've been missing the point, so I'll just come out and say it. There's no physical way, imaginary or otherwise, that the nipples are perpendicular to the ears, or vice versa. They do not interact with eachother in any way, shape, or form. This post's point is invalid.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Wet.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What? Since when are either nipples or ears lines/planes? I have absolutely no idea how you might think this is another way to say "vertically aligned". lolwut

by Anonymous 12 years ago

make it up with your mind

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I took this as "the line from nipple to nipple and the line from ear to nipple are perpendicular."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This post made me think more then one would expect...

by Anonymous 12 years ago