Amazing women are like Rare Pokemon: They are very difficult to find, stand out from the rest, have exceptional qualities and you need Master Balls to catch them. amirite?

And when you first encounter them, you hear a special set of music that makes them seem all the more intimidating.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://youtu.be/MdSIgqafbT0

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What is scrub? Like scrubs?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=scrub

by Anonymous 12 years ago

When you said "What is Scrub?" I started thinking of "What is love? Baby don't hurt me" And I was going to comment: **Baby don't scrub me... no more...** But it was just a question :(

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That is completely justifiable.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

TLC, wearing weird things over their privates before Lady Gaga even came in the game.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

They're more like shiny Pokemon in that there's only one for you and if you don't catch her...oh well

by Anonymous 12 years ago

There's more than one shiny pokemon...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

really, i've only found one. A shiny girafferig in the safferi zone

by Anonymous 12 years ago

On to the next....

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Everyone knows you're only supposed to use Master Balls on the ones that flee.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Refer to above comment ^^^^

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You act like you're the only one who can make wordplay.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Woops. Misjudged your reply.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

//everyone//? That seems a little farfetch'd

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh my, I Seel what you did there.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Can I keep resetting until I get a shiny amazing woman?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You can get drunk and blank out after you fail and forget all about it, then try again? lol

by Anonymous 12 years ago

no that's onyxceptable

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And don't forget that they're easier to catch when you put them to sleep first.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

lmao

by Anonymous 12 years ago

@Bliss - I dare you not to reply to this comment.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Reply. Boo yahhhh!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Facepalm lol Couldn't help it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It said Bliss, who cares if you reply!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

At first I read amazing as amazon.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That works too. :P

by Anonymous 12 years ago

if the girl's heavy you'll need a weight ball

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh boy! Another POTD featuring both romance and pokèmon! /sarcasm

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I like your use of sarcasm! /sarcasm

by Anonymous 12 years ago

and both run away from Pokemon players. like me :(

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Aw, don't give up. Just turn on your Charm-and-er pants come right off

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://pokemonpuns.blogspot.com...ome-right.html Any other pokemon puns you wanna steal while you're at it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Somebody agrees with SOPA

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/61976

by Anonymous 12 years ago

wait, let me fix that http://pokemonpuns.blogspot.com/2010/10/i-turn-on-my-charm-der-pants-come-right.html

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Calm down, mate. Come with me on a magikarp-et ride, and let us forget about our worries.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*sigh* cause most are going to be said anyways... inb4: A magnet-mite Kill the bitch. Someone help my child is Missingno! Experiencing ang-Staryu Don't take Ro-Hypno-L it makes you Drowzee Rick Gastley Ekans see clearly now the rain is gone. I Bee-Drillin' her All Night! Thanks to the Doctor my Hyp-No Longer Hurts My Girlfriend never wears Abra Can I Fil-Mewtwo Having Sex? A magnet-mite Kill the bitch. Someone help my child is Missingno! Experiencing ang-Staryu Scy-ther's just no good women left out there. Don't take Ro-Hypno-L it makes you Drowzee Rick Gastley Ekans see clearly now the rain is gone. I Bee-Drillin' her All Night! Thanks to the Doctor my Hyp-No Longer Hurts My Girlfriend never wears Abra She likes it in her Meowth Can I Fil-Mewtwo Having Sex? PS2 Sucks. GameCubones. I metapod of whales the other day I can't act but omestar in a movie. That last fight nearly Tauros apart. I fought the War-Tortle-ly naked. I don't know if I beleive that story. It sounds Fa... I'm gonna use my taser to Zapados Niggas Your Mom likes to Rhydon

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You killed the fun man... you killed the fun... http://ctrlv.in/61980

by Anonymous 12 years ago

-10 points for being a buzzkill.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I like my women like my Pokemon, coincidentally. When they're weak and I can force my balls on them. hello

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I like it in the Meowth hello

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Can I fil-mewtwo having sex? hello

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ooh yes! Omestar in a movie goo

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Can I Raichu a script?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That made me Squirtle over the place

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Go to the store they have Butterfree with a coupon

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I wish i could Beedrill -ing you right now

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Rule 34!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

what does rule 34 mean?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Google image that shit

by Anonymous 12 years ago

wtf?!?!?! i dont get it...its gross

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And if you're weak they'll devastate you

by Anonymous 12 years ago

By rare, you do mean Legendary, yes? Because there are plenty of elusive Pokemon that are worth catching solely for Pokedex completion.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Put that into women terms and you get Barney Stinson's list. Sorta.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

True enough

by Anonymous 12 years ago

First time playing pokemon: Catches Moltres with Master Ball. Comes to Mewtwo. Uses 97 Ultra Balls. LIKE A BAUS True story.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

First time I used my masterball on a slowpoke...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Genius

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Wait...If Amazing Women are difficult to find, then how do they stand out from the rest?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

They hibernate a lot

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Does that mean whores are zubats?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This POTD is pretty disappointing, comments-wise.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

THANKS A LOT!! -cuts wrists

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*fins

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Your welcome is much obliged, I do declare!" I stated in a traditional Southern Belle dialect. -tapes wrists closed

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If you save before you meet them you can kill them as many times as you want without any consequences.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

...and they don't matter because next year there will be another hundred?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Favvkes has overrun this post with horrible puns about pokemon. I'm surprised she hasn't used any cat related photos, but then she'll get more ideas if I said so. Oh wait...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

and you sometimes are forced to go through all this unnecessary shit just to find where they are.

by Anonymous 12 years ago