+255 "Have you stopped beating your wife?" There's just no good answer, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

how about "I never started."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah I was gonna say that.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The question that really has no good answer is when your with someone of the opposite sex and your friend asks, "How's the AIDS?" (Yeah that's Dane Cook).

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"...I don't have AIDS, asshole. Stop trying to make me look bad."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah I guess that'd probably do it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Awwww:( Now your syphilis is lonely :(

by Anonymous 12 years ago

At Wii tennis? nope, still undefeated

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I think the best answer would be yes. But that's just me

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or "Does your mum know you're gay?"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"How'd the rape trial go?" "Are you still embarassed about being publicly gay?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"How's cream number twelve doing on clearing up the rash?" "So the doctor managed to get the carrot out of your butt?"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or "Do you have Aids?" "No." "Are you positive?"

by Anonymous 12 years ago