-208 There's really no need to wash my hands after I use the bathroom if I didn't touch anything, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Gross.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

well I just peed in a urinal at the mall and I whipped out my dick, pissed, and put it away. it was one of those urinals that didn't flush so the pee just went down a drain. and I was like"hey, my hands aren't dirty" and left. I'm currently eating panda express as we speak (6:54 mountain)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I did not need to know that.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Actually, you did touch something: your penis. Also, did you touch the door knob on the way out?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Touching the doorknob is irreverent, regardless of washing hands or not, opening the door is almost always after washing your hands. Also, I hardly ever touch my penis when I pee. JSYK ;)

by Anonymous 11 years ago

no door knob, just a long hallway preceding the bathroom with no door. my penis is not dirty and urine is sterile

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Urine, like vomit, is only sterile when it's still warm.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

if thats the case you probably didnt even need to touch your penis, just yank your pants down in the front and let it hang. Very good point

by Anonymous 12 years ago

exactly!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

the door is irrelevant anyway, being as you hafta touch it again after washing your hands anyway.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Nasty.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

When you flush a toilet, bacteria can fly out, to about six feet away. So, if you're in the general vicinity of something that flushes, it might be a good idea to wash your hands even if you didn't touch anything.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

But it wouldn't be just your hands that the bacteria landed on, it'd be your entire body, wouldn't it?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Yep. But most people don't eat with their knees. And think of how much more easily stuff is transmitted by hand-to-hand/mouth/other-object-later-handled-by-someone-else contact....

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Ohh okay, I understand now. I thought you meant they should wash their hands just to get the bacteria off, I wasn't thinking about it being spread to other things.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Ohh I see what you mean. But yeah lol I was referring to trying to avoid spreadage (and yes, I often make up words like that). d:

by Anonymous 11 years ago