Sure way to end a conversation: Say "I have to go masturbate now" and if it doesn't end it will get real awkward real fast, amirite?

+217 Sure way to end a conversation: Say "I have to go masturbate now" and if it doesn't end it will get real awkward real fast, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This is fuckin hilarious!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This was on twitter first. It was in the treading topic "#waystogetoffthephone" and this was the top tweet.

by Anonymous 12 years ago