Minecraft Players: At least once, you decided to make a fireplace while forgetting your house was flammable, amirite?

+79 Minecraft Players: At least once, you decided to make a fireplace while forgetting your house was flammable, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I made a giant wooden penis for my boyfriend and gave it lava floor under glass. It burned down. I had to explain that I accidentally burned his dick in effigy on minecraft, but it was okay because I made a new one and put a cake on top of it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

... This may easily have been one of the single greatest things I have ever read ever.

by Anonymous 12 years ago