+1,106 Telling someone that they're one in a million isn't too special anymore; it's like saying, "There are almost 7,000 people who could replace you.", amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I suppose it was more impressive about a few centuries ago.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Did people back then use cheesy lines like that?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Probably not verbatim, but something similar, I can imagine.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Thou art oneth in a million...th"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You're 1 in 7,000,000,000.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Aww really? Thanks =3

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Unless you're Jewish, and then you're 1 in 14,993,000. See, I'm statistically better than all of you!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

+1

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You just won a convert.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This is false. The 7 billionth person will be born on October 31st. It's actually 1 in 6,962,304,831. Just clarifying...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You must have missed that "almost" I put in there...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

We should all start saying one in a trillion. That would mean there really would be no one like them.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Even themselves...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Just tell them they're a weirdo.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah there would be no one like them several times over

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Are you an angel? Oh well thats not too special, millions of people have died.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not all dead people are angels. You have to pass an excruciating physical and mental test first.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

what do you have to do?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Suck God's massive, hairy thunder cock yum

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm sure that'll be no problem for you.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I prefer to call it Thor's Hammer hello

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I guess that's why it's called hammer time :(

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Why are you sad? You get to fuck God.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

People don't become angels! You are either created as an angel, or you aren't.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hey you! Yeah you. You're milonelion.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

There are 7,000 people who could fill your role, and 6,999 could do it better

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm 1 in 7,000? Better than nothing.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

no u dont get it its bcuz its saying cuz theres lots of ppl in the world tht itd be 1 in 7000 u moron

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48rz8udZBmQ

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Did anybody else get a headache watching that all the way to the end to see if anything exciting happens?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I skipped to the end.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I just had a seizure.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

oh my god I can't stop watching it

by Anonymous 12 years ago

...why all the negative votes...? People should lighten up.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No you don't get it because it's saying because there's a lot of people in the world that it would be 1 in 7,000 you moron. Even with proper spelling that made no sense.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't understand why people like you troll for fun...like some trolling can be funny, but it's like you're trying to sound stupid. Is it 'cause you think it's funny or you're funny? I honestly don't get it...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"You're one in a million" "You've been with a million other girls? GTF AWAY FROM ME" "shit"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"LIKE HELL I WILL!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Baby come back! You can blame it all on me." "THAT'S BECAUSE IT IS YOUR FAULT" "Hey now, I'm trying to serenade you. Stop with the hate and let's looooove."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I always took it to mean that all the numbers had a single one and multiple zero's. You're the 1 in a world of zero's. Maybe that's my optimism showing.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i swear i made a post similar to this.. went looking for it but couldn't find it. blonde.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://amirite.net/473729 No offence though but I like the wording of this one better.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It sucks that it can make such a huge difference eh?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How many times is this going to be reposted?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

not to be "that guy", but I legit made this post a month earlier, but with the wrong math =o http://amirite.net/629943

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's a lot like hoping to become a millionaire one day....

by Anonymous 12 years ago