How much of a prick you are is directly proportional to how long your drink order is at Starbucks. amirite?

Milk with hazelnut syrup. Done

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Nothing. Done, now even faster.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Don't even go to Starbucks. Done fastest.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Premature ejaculation. I win.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Can i have a medium hazelnut coffee, mixed with a teaspoon of cinnamon, a sprinkle of sugar, a bit of vanilla, and no milk?" "I'm sorry, we're out of milk." "Oh, then can I just have an iced tea?"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"This is STARBUCKS." "Oh. A TALL iced tea."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0P97vYyDJAE

by Anonymous 12 years ago

WAAAIIIT a minute "a bit of vanilla, and no milk?"-"and no milk?"-"no milk?" "I'm sorry, we're out of milk." Doesn't make sense

by Anonymous 12 years ago

that was the joke

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't drink anything at starbucks!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

tall or grande Vanilla Bean or Double chocolate frapuccino, no whip.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

fatty

by Anonymous 12 years ago

lol OMG liek rly rly fatty! <3 <3 <3

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm 5 foot 6 and weigh about 106-108lb. Such a fatty<33

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Eat a sandwich!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't get why my comment is getting downvoted, but I do eat. I just eat a little healthier and play volleyball, jog, etc.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah, you are. I'm 5 ft 1 and I should weight 104 lbs, so, yeah. But you probably just have a small frame like me.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Dude, I hate it when people say that to me. I'm not even that much underweight, and I DO eat, so everyone: please don't imply that I don't, it gets old after a while.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Underweight isn't much better

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm underweight?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/36298

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh shitt. But I mean it's not like I don't eat or anything, I just burn off a lot of calories and have a fast metabolism.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

YES, me too. With whip though.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Unsweetened iced passion tea.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Usually a tall. Grande when I'm feeling adventurous.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Why did I read this as "Unsweetened iced poison tea"?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Because it's been on your grocery list for a while now.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'll have a double ristretto venti half-soy nonfat decaf organic chocolate brownie iced vanilla double-shot gingerbread frappuccino extra hot with foam, whipped cream, upside down, double blended, one sweet 'n low and one nutrasweet. Oh and and ice. And serve it to me on the moon. That should be all, thanks.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well at least you know you're not a prick.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Hey! This is 60% soy! I'll take my order for free, thanks."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It also probably wasn't serve on the moon either. Starbucks employees are just lazy.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

...I'm assuming you also want my name?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Yes, sir" "That'd be Mr. Prick, M-R-DOT-SPACE-P-R......"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

There has been a large increase in proportional to posts.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The amount of posts about proportions on Amirite is proportional to the amount of Sex offenders there are in the state of Maine.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And the amount of sex offenders is proportional to the amount of sexy little kids. Damn you, sexy children! Always gotta screw up the amirite posts.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Which remains at a constant because every pedophile who dies in the state of Maine is reborn into the first child prematurely born after said death.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I live in the one part of the world where there isn't a Starbucks on every corner.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

gasp. Do you get any rain on Mars?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Actually, the rain mainly falls in a plain in Spain.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So you must live in the Pacific Ocean, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No, I live in the Culture Capital of the World: a college town in Oklahoma.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What the fuck is an Oklahoma?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's this one Native American valhalla in the middle of the south. It's full of casinos and Sally Kerr, our embarrassment.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah I can only think of 5 stores here in Tulsa haha

by Anonymous 12 years ago

There's one on 121st and Memorial, but not many others.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm siting at one on 91 st in Yale :) also there's one in Utica and the mall. One at 71st in riverside, 96th in riverside... There's a few actually. But prolly not close to stilly

by Anonymous 12 years ago

There actually is one in Stilly. I haven't been to it because fuck coffee.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Still water?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yessir.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Wow, you too? I feel your pain, and I think we could probably bond and become friends over this. Wanna talk it over at the nearest Starb- Oh. Right. Shit.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I live here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmfH6AvcCYk

by Anonymous 12 years ago

There isn't a single Starbucks in the state where I live.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

LOL @ Western Australia. There's like fifty in just the city here.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Iced caramel macchiato with extra caramel. And make sure it's prepared and served by a man.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Why? Surely a misogynist would want a woman to do the labour for him.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

HOLY SHIT IT'S SIMON!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!1

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Calm down. There was too much of a fuss when I was suspended, don't make another one now.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How did you get banned?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Send me a message, I don't wanna talk about this on the POTD.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I can't it, takes me right to youtube, is that why you got banned?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Magic.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It was a yes or no question

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But you asked how he got banned.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I guess it works

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Women can't brew coffee properly. They're only good for sandwiches.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You suck at trolling

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Any man. I don't care which.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Because of course nice people can't be specific with how they like their beverages.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Becaus eof course somebody can't make a joke without some prick who has long coffee orders complaining.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*because of course

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I have literally never ordered a coffee from Starbucks. And I'm not complaining, I'm just being sarcastic and pointing out that this post is not necessarily true.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

There's a difference between specific and "I'm an arrogant bastard because i have a complicated order that doesn't actually taste good. I'm better than you"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

for over priced coffee, you should make sure you're getting your money's worth in service at least.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Venti black coffee. Get in, get out, get on with the caffine rush! :D

by Anonymous 12 years ago

White chocolate mocha. With whipped cream. >_>

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Strawberry frappucino, java chip frappucino, or vanilla bean frappucino. Boom.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Fuck yeah vanilla bean!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Venti iced chai. Grilled to perfection.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I always get weird looks when I ask for their strongest coffee...three times in a row. Once had a Starbucks refuse to give me anymore coffee=(

by Anonymous 12 years ago

JUST GIVE ME A CUP! I DON'T WANT TO BE A PRICK!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I get tall java chip lite frappuccino... if they ask if I want whipped cream, I throw them off and say yes, because I enjoy having people think I'm stupid enough to get lite and whipped cream and think it's healthy.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I guess people are describing their coffee orders to you so they can know if they are pricks or not.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Am I the only one here who thinks iced coffee is the worst thing to ever happen in coffeee history?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yes. Hot coffee is significantly better, but harder to drink on a hot day.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I agree, it ought to be a federal crime to sell it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Trenta iced coffee, unsweetened :D

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I hate coffee. Hot chocolate with whipped cream, please. :D

by Anonymous 12 years ago

same here haha. and starbucks hot chocolate is amazing

by Anonymous 12 years ago

a Venti, sugar-free, non-fat, vanilla soy, double shot, decaffinated, no foam, extra hot, Peppermint White Chocolate Peppermint Mocha with light whip, upside-down, 1 pump of peppermint, 1 and 3/8 pumps vanilla,180 degrees, heavy whip-cream, 3 ice cubes, 1/4 teaspoon Nutmeg sprinkled on top, with green sprinkles, lightly cinnamon dusted on, stirred, with no lid, double cupped, in a large size cup but with a medium amount of drink, serve it to me with your feet, and a straw, take it back from me, and drink it. ... Please.

by Anonymous 12 years ago