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A "dickload of condoms" isn't as many as it sounds. It's actually just one condom, amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
what about an assload?
by Anonymous12 years ago
To be completely honest, I've never heard anybody use the term 'dickload' before this post, and if I had I wouldn't imagine it to be nearly as large a quantity as say, a shitload or a fuckton.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I thought it was a shitton and a fuckload
by Anonymous12 years ago
Meh, shitton is also common. I don't hear fuckload that often.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Crapload
by Anonymous12 years ago
Is shitfuck a quantity?
by Anonymous12 years ago
A "dickload"? Wouldn't that be the load ejaculated by said dick? And if so, said load contains around 280 million sperm.
280,000,000 is a lot of condoms. Have fun tonight.
by Anonymous12 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFl5d9hKHd0
by Anonymous12 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ir9LhF01KtA
by Anonymous12 years ago
I've never heard anyone say that. But it's funny.
by Anonymous12 years ago
POTD haven't been very good lately.
by Anonymous12 years ago
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by Anonymous12 years ago
Man, when I saw this post for the first time I didn't even think it would make homepage. What is this world coming to?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Not unless you're Asian and you can fit 5 in one condom...
by Anonymous12 years ago
Five what? Inches? Yeah, that sounds reasonable.
by Anonymous12 years ago
No, penis.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Five penis? That sounds awkward. So Asians have penises shaped like a number 5.
...Really puts things into perspective.
by Anonymous12 years ago
That's why they are overpopulating. It turns out a penis shaped like a 5 is a lot more effective.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I ordered a year's worth of calendars and a dickload of condoms yesterday. I am now very saddened (cry2)
by Anonymous12 years ago
I commented on a day's worth of POTD's in my career as an amiriter. Who has more to complain aboot here?
...TELL ME!
by Anonymous12 years ago
Chauncy, over 4,000 comments, I can guarantee over 3,000 were on the POTD.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I can guarantee that I've commented on at least a day's worth of POTD's, then.
by Anonymous12 years ago
You're clever
by Anonymous12 years ago
I bet it took someone a long time to come up with this ingenious observation...
by Anonymous12 years ago
Not the way I use them
... wait what?
by Anonymous12 years ago
as balloons?
by Anonymous12 years ago
You have two dicks?
by Anonymous12 years ago
No.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I was wrong? (cry2)
by Anonymous12 years ago
Oh heavens no! You simply misinterpretted! You were not wrong! Here's a bagel for your troubles!
by Anonymous12 years ago
*sniffle* I do like bagels.
by Anonymous12 years ago
You wouldn't if you knew how he used those condoms.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Ew, I just ate that bagel!
by Anonymous12 years ago
...*walks back to MLIA*
by Anonymous12 years ago
Oh God, was the post really that bad?
Have they cleaned that place up? Made improvements I don't know about? Installed some decent lighting fixtures? Beaten out the trolls and painted over the graffiti? I know things have gone downhill here, but remember why we left that place! Please don't go back, it's not safe!
by Anonymous12 years ago
:/ <<< This is my response to the comments thus far.
Yes, I am having a stroke.
by Anonymous12 years ago
How many would a fuckload be?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Dude, we've been over this. http://amirite.net/520493
by Anonymous12 years ago
How much is a vaginaload of condoms? Seriously, how many can fit up there?
by Anonymous12 years ago
1, as long as it's her first time. 2 if it's her 100th
by Anonymous12 years ago
Provided there's no penis in them, probably a dozen.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Someone should research that…..
by Anonymous12 years ago
We have to remember that at one point, there was a woman's condom.
How does one insert the vagina condom? I'm thinking by means of vaccuum, but I could be wrong.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Basically, a baggie is left open in the vulva where the penis is to be inserted, and there is much rejoicing.
by Anonymous12 years ago
No, just no What if it got stuck up there!?
by Anonymous12 years ago
There is a frame meant to be larger than the opening so the condom doesn't get lost up in there.
http://ctrlv.in/34972
by Anonymous12 years ago
I see how that could work......
by Anonymous12 years ago
So what's a bucketload of buckets?
by Anonymous12 years ago
"A dickload of condoms isn't as many as it sounds, amirite?" would have been funny. Brevity is the soul of wit; you ruined it by adding that second clause. But it is witty (I've never heard the word "dickload" but I still know what it means, right? So it has that kinda double-take roll-on effect where you laugh twice, not bad at all), and I'm assuming you were only dumbing it down for the benefit of the mouth-breathers, so I upvoted this :)
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