+1,030 A "dickload of condoms" isn't as many as it sounds. It's actually just one condom, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

what about an assload?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

To be completely honest, I've never heard anybody use the term 'dickload' before this post, and if I had I wouldn't imagine it to be nearly as large a quantity as say, a shitload or a fuckton.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I thought it was a shitton and a fuckload

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Meh, shitton is also common. I don't hear fuckload that often.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Crapload

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Is shitfuck a quantity?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

A "dickload"? Wouldn't that be the load ejaculated by said dick? And if so, said load contains around 280 million sperm. 280,000,000 is a lot of condoms. Have fun tonight.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFl5d9hKHd0

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ir9LhF01KtA

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I've never heard anyone say that. But it's funny.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

POTD haven't been very good lately.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

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by Anonymous 12 years ago

Man, when I saw this post for the first time I didn't even think it would make homepage. What is this world coming to?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not unless you're Asian and you can fit 5 in one condom...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Five what? Inches? Yeah, that sounds reasonable.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No, penis.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Five penis? That sounds awkward. So Asians have penises shaped like a number 5. hmm ...Really puts things into perspective.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's why they are overpopulating. It turns out a penis shaped like a 5 is a lot more effective.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I ordered a year's worth of calendars and a dickload of condoms yesterday. I am now very saddened (cry2)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I commented on a day's worth of POTD's in my career as an amiriter. Who has more to complain aboot here? ...TELL ME! angry

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Chauncy, over 4,000 comments, I can guarantee over 3,000 were on the POTD. no

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I can guarantee that I've commented on at least a day's worth of POTD's, then.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You're clever

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I bet it took someone a long time to come up with this ingenious observation...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not the way I use them hello ... wait what?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

as balloons?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You have two dicks?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I was wrong? (cry2)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh heavens no! You simply misinterpretted! You were not wrong! Here's a bagel for your troubles!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*sniffle* I do like bagels.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You wouldn't if you knew how he used those condoms.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ew, I just ate that bagel! puke

by Anonymous 12 years ago

...*walks back to MLIA*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh God, was the post really that bad? Have they cleaned that place up? Made improvements I don't know about? Installed some decent lighting fixtures? Beaten out the trolls and painted over the graffiti? I know things have gone downhill here, but remember why we left that place! Please don't go back, it's not safe!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

:/ <<< This is my response to the comments thus far. Yes, I am having a stroke.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How many would a fuckload be?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Dude, we've been over this. http://amirite.net/520493

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How much is a vaginaload of condoms? Seriously, how many can fit up there?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

1, as long as it's her first time. 2 if it's her 100th

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Provided there's no penis in them, probably a dozen.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Someone should research that…..

by Anonymous 12 years ago

We have to remember that at one point, there was a woman's condom.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

......... how would that work?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://images.search.yahoo.com/images/view;_ylt=A0PDoS8MiWVO9l0AGA6JzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBlMTQ4cGxyBHNlYwNzcgRzbGsDaW1n?back=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fsearch%2Fimages%3Fp%3Dwomen%2Bcondom%26fr2%3Dpiv-web%26b%3D1%26tab%3Dorganic&w=460&h=300&imgurl=sennalee.files.wordpress.com%2F2008%2F11%2Ffemale-condom.jpg&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fsennalee.wordpress.com%2F2008%2F11%2F18%2Fempowered-by-the-female-condom%2F&size=20.8+KB&name=Empowered+by+the+Female+Condom+%C2%AB+On+the+Rise&p=women+condom&oid=3ebaa9aa1ff12e2c4fbf70c20f44b10c&fr2=piv-web&fr=&tt=Empowered+by+the+Female+Condom+%C2%AB+On+the+Rise&b=0&ni=28&no=15&tab=organic&sigr=128473lbs&sigb=12nalss86&sigi=11m210rbu&.crumb=fPVtU0nVBWM

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How does one insert the vagina condom? I'm thinking by means of vaccuum, but I could be wrong.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Basically, a baggie is left open in the vulva where the penis is to be inserted, and there is much rejoicing.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No, just no no What if it got stuck up there!?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

There is a frame meant to be larger than the opening so the condom doesn't get lost up in there. http://ctrlv.in/34972

by Anonymous 12 years ago

hmm I see how that could work......

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So what's a bucketload of buckets?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"A dickload of condoms isn't as many as it sounds, amirite?" would have been funny. Brevity is the soul of wit; you ruined it by adding that second clause. But it is witty (I've never heard the word "dickload" but I still know what it means, right? So it has that kinda double-take roll-on effect where you laugh twice, not bad at all), and I'm assuming you were only dumbing it down for the benefit of the mouth-breathers, so I upvoted this :)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I think you might overthinking things.

by Anonymous 12 years ago