When a man dies he wants to be be reincarnated as a spider, just so he can finally hear a women say "Oh my gosh, it's huge!", amirite?

+184 When a man dies he wants to be be reincarnated as a spider, just so he can finally hear a women say "Oh my gosh, it's huge!", amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This is STRAIGHT from sickipedia :) still funny though.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This post must be a reincarnation of a post on sickipedia.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't go on sickipedia, but I do visit a bunch of other websites. So I can't always promise original posts, I just post what I find funny

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What if he's reincarnated as a small spider?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Women see all spiders as big, bad mofo's. Regardless of size.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I wanna be reincarnated as myself cause im perfect.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

WOMAN AND WOMEN ARE NOT INTERCHANGEABLE!!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And tell me, how do you feel about that? Seriously, my post was changed up a bit by a mod. In the post I typed I used I(as in talking about myself) and woman.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Woman see all spiders as big, bad mofo's. Regardless of size." Nice try.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Better? I feel like an idiot now :) So sue me. Sorry.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You're sued! AARRGGGHHH!!!! *shakes fat American fists*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Noooooooooo, all I have is a hut and a goat. Please don't take Peter, he's the best goat I've ever had.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Neeeeeee nie Peter nie ;______;

by Anonymous 12 years ago