If Adam and Eve did populate the world, then everything DID start with a big bang, amirite?

1. Nice name 2. That is funny.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state and nearly 14 billion years ago erections started, wait

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well, first Eve lost her cool, then Adam just started to drool...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Adams really cool, except when he's a tool. Eve can't swim in a pool, because she's just a fool. But there is one rule, that is so cruel. Do not eat the apple or you'll be treated worse then stool. But, Eve's a fool, who broke the rule. So they rode their mule, right out of the school.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The funny thing is the apple wasn't even special, I just told them that because I was bored and I can.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This reminds me of a joke that I stumbled across in my voyage across the internet: "First god created earth, then he rested... Then he created man, then he rested... Then he created women, and no one has rested since."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I rest. You guys don't.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

God, you can't mess with people that way! Just think "What would Jesus do?"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't think you should be telling me what to do.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I hope you don't talk to your mother that way

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Last I checked I was the all-creating one. I have no mother. I made yours. Now I'm done having petty arguments with you humans.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'll do whatever I want.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

what kind of Messiah are you?!?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That was awful. Don't quit your day job.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Everything started with a big bang regardless.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Inb4 "

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by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well at least we all know that Adam wore the plants in the family.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And the only reason he said that was because god created Man first, since he didn't want any advice on how to do it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Adam and Eve weren't the only two people created. l2bible.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What Bible have you been reading?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The Holy Bible.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I recall only 2 people being created.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

unless you you include lilith!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I thought I was the only one who had heard of Lilith!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Genesis 4:14 onwards a little talks of other people and societies.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

By then they had populated..

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No, that's wrong.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No, it's right.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Wild animals don't count.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Why is everybody downvoting this guy? Hes right. There are two different creation stories in the Bible from two different sources. In one story they talk about making a man and tearing out a rib, but in the other one, it just says God made humans, not how many. People always group these two stories together.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

dont. just dont

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And a lot of incest.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well God coul've made more people so they don't have to have incest to populate.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No, I thought it was funny to watch them have sex with their brothers and sisters.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

now we know

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I always imagined Adam and Eve as small people.... Maybe Skinny Bang?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

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by Anonymous 12 years ago

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by Anonymous 12 years ago

Because when man was first created, his semen shot out in pellets, not streams.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If you're having sex and you hear a big BANG, you're doing it wrong.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Spencer can you please stop posing this on facebook? noone cares you got post of the day or whatever. like, really. :) thanks.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Technically wouldn't Noah and his wife have populated the world as we know it today?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

omg its at +666

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Omg its at +818.

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