+137 Watching Hugh Hefner have sex must be like watching someone try to puncture a Capri Sun pouch with an earthworm, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or a cooked noodle.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh god, thank you so much for that mental image XD I may never sleep again.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Um, ew...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

why weould you watch that yuck.

by Anonymous 7 years ago