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  • Featured on the home page on Sep 13th 2011
  • Post Of The Day on Sep 26th 2011

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Voldemort is a lot like a teenage girl: He has a diary, a favourite ring and necklace, a tiara, a special cup, a pet he adores, and an obsession with a famous teenage boy, amirite?

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And everybody hates him.

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Babytard Babytard

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I Smell homepage

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th3don th3don

In response to “I Smell homepage

I smell bacon (yum)

+3850122 Reply

Paigachu Paigachu OP

In response to “I smell bacon (yum)

Gimme Some!!!

+31613 Reply

8jtt9 8jtt9

In response to “I smell bacon (yum)

I smell team spirit.

+16259 Reply

God_the_Almighty God_the_Almighty

In response to “I smell team spirit.

Smells like teen spirit..

+183618 Reply

theoneandonlyspaz theoneandonlyspaz

In response to “Smells like teen spirit..

Smells like a C-C-C-OMBO-BREAKER

+826181 Reply

Dwight Dwight

In response to “Smells like a C-C-C-OMBO-BREAKER

Which isn't actually a combo-breaker, since you continued the theme of smelling something. This, however, is.

+495782 Reply

ActionMan

In response to “Which isn't actually a combo-breaker, since...

Smells like a literal user, over-analyzing a comment. However, you make an astute point good sir.

+28368 Reply

Dwight Dwight

In response to “Smells like a literal user, over-analyzing a...

It's what I do. Internet comments are srs bsns. (smirk)

+17258 Reply

ActionMan

In response to “Smells like teen spirit..

Autocorrect must've changed it.

+7136 Reply

God_the_Almighty God_the_Almighty

In response to “Autocorrect must've changed it.

you are auto correct

+51275 Reply

J_A_C_K J_A_C_K

In response to “I Smell homepage

Is that supposed to be a crack aboot how Voldemort, like most teenage girls, has no visibly protruding nose on his face? If so... spot on.

+2540151 Reply

Shadi Shadi

In response to “Is that supposed to be a crack aboot how...

I think that it is a crack at nose jobs in general, especially botched ones. Even more spot on.

+7169 Reply

Supercarrot1

In response to “I Smell homepage

And I smell ****, but you don't see me bragging about it. Probably because I live in an all guys dormitory at Hogwarts....

+41511 Reply

Patrick_Star Patrick_Star

And everybody hates him.

+495892 Reply

Babytard Babytard

In response to “And everybody hates him.

NW, he had mad game with the bitches - just ask Bellatrix Lestrange

+106115927 Reply

Paigachu Paigachu OP

In response to “And everybody hates him.

What the **** did I ever do to you?

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him

In response to “What the **** did I ever do to you?

Now this type of comment is kind of getting old.

+344713 Reply

God_the_Almighty God_the_Almighty

In response to “Now this type of comment is kind of getting old.

Speak up, sonny!

+1661771163 Reply

this type of comment

In response to “Speak up, sonny!

Hi.

+3142117 Reply

Sonny

In response to “Hi.

Okay we're done with these types of comments now.

+344392 Reply

I'llfuckingstabyou

Bullshit Man

In response to “You called? (cool)

Yeah, that's not funny A) the second time around and B) when it makes no sense at all.

+2119 Reply

ActionMan

In response to “Yeah, that's not funny A) the second time...

... You called? (frown)

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Bullshit Man

In response to “... You called? (frown)

DAMMIT CHAUNCY STOP IT

+1224121 Reply

SemiColin SemiColin

In response to “DAMMIT CHAUNCY STOP IT

...You? (creeper)

+315121 Reply

Bullshit

In response to “And everybody hates him.

I love His Infernal Majesty...

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Anonymous

I would agree, but the special cup part is stopping me... Girls have two special cups. (smirk)

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BlacklightsAndQueens BlacklightsAndQueens

In response to “I would agree, but the special cup part is...

Plus, some girls have a longbottom.. (hello)

+31512 Reply

amiritesucksnow amiritesucksnow

In response to “Plus, some girls have a longbottom.. (hello)

Especially the older ones. (d)

+12175 Reply

Shadi Shadi

In response to “I would agree, but the special cup part is...

And unfortunately, two special girls have a single cup... (puke)

+7782518 Reply

ActionMan

And wants a nose job

+354492 Reply

ilovebeingerin ilovebeingerin

In response to “And wants a nose job

and he wasn't satisfied with his body for a period of time.

+35438 Reply

Norma Norma

I give this post 10/10 on my fantastagasm meter©

+192781 Reply

WolfeDeWary WolfeDeWary

In response to “I give this post 10/10 on my fantastagasm...

where can I purchase my own fantastagasm meter(c)?

+5149 Reply

Favvkes Favvkes

In response to “where can I purchase my own fantastagasm meter(c)?

The Fantastagasm meter© is an limited edition product. However, seeing as you are Favvks, i will grant you free use of the Fantastagasm Meter©

+4139 Reply

WolfeDeWary WolfeDeWary

In response to “*Favvkes

THE favvkes*

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Favvkes Favvkes

In response to “THE favvkes*

nope

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J_A_C_K J_A_C_K

In response to “nope

aw man :(

+5105 Reply

Favvkes Favvkes

In response to “I give this post 10/10 on my fantastagasm...

I suppose it can stay then.

+14184 Reply

Admiral_Beena Admiral_Beena

Also comparable to Michael Jackson.

+122210 Reply

Jules

How odd. I put this as my status yesterday, but I didn't even get it from here. Anthony is reading my mind (un)

+8168 Reply

shelbybuckffs shelbybuckffs

And he can be such a little hormonal ****.

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DagGirlYouChugly DagGirlYouChugly

In response to “And he can be such a little hormonal ****.

For some reason I read this as a response to the above comment.

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AndyBlacksmith

sometimes i wish i was a harry potter fan so i can understand the harry potter POTD's...

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ilikefurrywolves4815 ilikefurrywolves4815

In response to “sometimes i wish i was a harry potter fan so...

All you need to know is that Voldemort and Harry Potter team up to kill a ginger boy named Ron Weasley. Hermione is a lesbian, and loves Bellatrix, but Bellatrix loves Ron, and she kills Voldemort trying to save Ron. Fred Weasley dies of a drug overdose. A horcrux is a magical item that makes Harry invincible. Harry and Ron fight to the death, but Harry wins due to the Horcrux. Fred's twin, George Weasley, commits suicide after Ron and Fred die. Bellatrix steals Harry's Horcrux, and kills him for killing the love of her life, and then Hermione kills Bellatrix, knowing she could never have her. Hermione marries Nevile Longbottom, pretending to love him. They end up ruling the wizard world, over throwing Albus Dumbledore.

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DandyLion DandyLion

In response to “All you need to know is that Voldemort and...

If Hermione was a lesbian I might actually read those books/watch the movies.

+242952 Reply

ActionMan

In response to “If Hermione was a lesbian I might actually...

it's a romantic comedy.

+404993 Reply

DandyLion DandyLion

In response to “it's a romantic comedy.

I love romantic comedies. My personal favourite is The Human Centipede.

+637185 Reply

ActionMan

In response to “I love romantic comedies. My personal...

Not only are romantic comedies and The Human Centipede opposites, they are perpendicular.

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Anonymous

In response to “Not only are romantic comedies and The Human...

Oh really? I totally didn't know that. Thank you so much for enlightening me. I am no longer confused by the genre under which The Human Centipede falls. You are by far one of the smartest people I know. Can you please teach me how to be as fantastic and intelligent as you? Seriously, I'd love to be able to be able to state obvious facts like you do. Is this a sarcastic enough response or am I going to have to keep going?

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ActionMan

In response to “Oh really? I totally didn't know that. Thank...

You are so welcome. I can't say that I can teach you but I can continue to talk so you can learn my ways..

To be fully honest, I just said that comment because I thought of the word "perpendicular" and thought it would be fun to say that in a comment (cool)

+5138 Reply

Anonymous

In response to “Not only are romantic comedies and The Human...

Someone needs to take better care to listen during their Geometry lessons!

And that somebody is also anonymous, but I think that is just a coincidence.

+7158 Reply

Shadi Shadi

In response to “Someone needs to take better care to listen...

Perpendicular= Opposite and reversed. I don't see how that doesn't apply here.

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Anonymous

In response to “Seems legit.

JK. Trolling

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DandyLion DandyLion

In response to “All you need to know is that Voldemort and...

Dude, next time give spoioer alerts. Now the whole series is ruined for me.

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God_the_Almighty God_the_Almighty

In response to “All you need to know is that Voldemort and...

How'd Hermione kill Bellatrix when she had a horcrux?

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heethebobo heethebobo

In response to “How'd Hermione kill Bellatrix when she had a...

Bellatrix didn't know how to use it. It was one of those things that the movies left out, but the books covered.

+33407 Reply

DandyLion DandyLion

In response to “Bellatrix didn't know how to use it. It was...

Ah, I see. Well the movies should've stepped up their game.

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heethebobo heethebobo

And he has no soul.

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Clementines Clementines

Worthy POTD. LOVE.

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heethebobo heethebobo

He is also a lot different then them in that he has no nose, his favorite pet is a snake, he is a wizzard, and is a murderor. Other than that though, they are quite similar.

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God_the_Almighty God_the_Almighty

In response to “He is also a lot different then them in that...

No, most teenage girls have all of this qualities.

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Jesus_Christ Jesus_Christ

In response to “No, most teenage girls have all of this qualities.

Uh oh. Family arguement. Might need counseling.

+535746 Reply

Shugah Shugah

In response to “Uh oh. Family arguement. Might need counseling.

The doctor is IN

+10166 Reply

Dr. Phil

In response to “No, most teenage girls have all of this qualities.

Please you're just mad because when you were a kid you were too busy preaching the Gospel to get a girlfriend.

+3129 Reply

God_the_Almighty God_the_Almighty

In response to “Please you're just mad because when you were...

I preached my gospel into your mother's mouth.

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Jesus_Christ Jesus_Christ

"A special cup"? I get what it is in relation to Voldie, it's Helga Hufflepuff's cup, but how does it relate him to a teenage girl?

Is this some weird drug/**** reference that flew over my head because I'm a prude, or does it just make no sense?

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monstrosity monstrosity

In response to “"A special cup"? I get what it is in...

I assume it refers to a bra...

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Jules

Oh look... Yet ANOTHER POTD stolen from another site.

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Sobriquet

In response to “Oh look... Yet ANOTHER POTD stolen from...

Are you serious? I was actually really pleased with this one until now.

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heethebobo heethebobo

In response to “http://voldemortoutbitches.tumblr.com/post/1013...

(y)

I love how everyone's all "We want controversial POTDs!" but I never get a POTD. Seriously, I've got a whole arsenal of controversy.

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Sobriquet

In response to “(y) I love how everyone's all "We want...

I'd be happy with a POTD that's not stupid. Something funny and original. I believe both of those are rules for posting, actually.

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heethebobo heethebobo

In response to “(y) I love how everyone's all "We want...

I suggested that one about pedophiles and rapists that's on about page two now. I think that'd lead to some good debates.

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ActionMan

In response to “(y) I love how everyone's all "We want...

My posts are controversial in the sense that they are utterly ridiculous and should never be considered a topic of controversy.

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Shadi Shadi

In response to “Oh look... Yet ANOTHER POTD stolen from...

I got my friend's permission to post this after he had it on his status. He told me it was original, so in my naivety, I trusted him. I'm sorry it upsets you so much.

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Paigachu Paigachu OP

In response to “I got my friend's permission to post this...

if its not on here, post it. **** who say otherwise

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name name

In response to “if its not on here, post it. **** who say...

That would be fine, except that it causes the people who actually post original things to rarely get recognition.

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Sobriquet

In response to “That would be fine, except that it causes the...

My friend and I started this whole thing. Last year we decided that Voldemort was like a teenage girl and then this year she posted it on her tumblr: /moc.rlbmut.muirbilac//:ptth I posted the link backwords because it wouldn't let me post a link. Anyway, there is your recognition.

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Anonymous

And he also doesn't have a nose. Pefect.

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PurpleZebra PurpleZebra

Actually i can explain some of those things, the diary was to make a ginger girl feel vulnerable and tell me all her secrets so i could manipulate her and eventally rape/kill her in the chamber of secrets. the rest of those peculiar objects... WELL OMG CANT YOU TELL?! ;)

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Patrick_Star Patrick_Star

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