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Top Comment
And everybody hates him.
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I Smell homepage
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In response to “I Smell homepage”
I smell bacon
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In response to “I smell bacon (yum)”
Gimme Some!!!
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In response to “I smell bacon (yum)”
I smell team spirit.
+16259 Reply
In response to “I smell team spirit.”
Smells like teen spirit..
+183618 Reply
In response to “Smells like teen spirit..”
Smells like a C-C-C-OMBO-BREAKER
+826181 Reply
In response to “Smells like a C-C-C-OMBO-BREAKER”
Which isn't actually a combo-breaker, since you continued the theme of smelling something. This, however, is.
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ActionMan
In response to “Which isn't actually a combo-breaker, since...”
Smells like a literal user, over-analyzing a comment. However, you make an astute point good sir.
+28368 Reply
In response to “Smells like a literal user, over-analyzing a...”
It's what I do. Internet comments are srs bsns.
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ActionMan
In response to “Smells like teen spirit..”
Autocorrect must've changed it.
+7136 Reply
In response to “Autocorrect must've changed it.”
you are auto correct
+51275 Reply
In response to “I Smell homepage”
Is that supposed to be a crack aboot how Voldemort, like most teenage girls, has no visibly protruding nose on his face? If so... spot on.
+2540151 Reply
In response to “Is that supposed to be a crack aboot how...”
I think that it is a crack at nose jobs in general, especially botched ones. Even more spot on.
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Supercarrot1
In response to “I Smell homepage”
And I smell ****, but you don't see me bragging about it. Probably because I live in an all guys dormitory at Hogwarts....
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And everybody hates him.
+495892 Reply
In response to “And everybody hates him.”
NW, he had mad game with the bitches - just ask Bellatrix Lestrange
+106115927 Reply
In response to “And everybody hates him.”
What the **** did I ever do to you?
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him
In response to “What the **** did I ever do to you?”
Now this type of comment is kind of getting old.
+344713 Reply
In response to “Now this type of comment is kind of getting old.”
Speak up, sonny!
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this type of comment
In response to “Speak up, sonny!”
Hi.
+3142117 Reply
Sonny
In response to “Hi.”
Okay we're done with these types of comments now.
+344392 Reply
I'llfuckingstabyou
In response to “Okay we're done with these types of comments now.”
You called?
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Bullshit Man
In response to “You called? (cool)”
Yeah, that's not funny A) the second time around and B) when it makes no sense at all.
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ActionMan
In response to “Yeah, that's not funny A) the second time...”
... You called?
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Bullshit Man
In response to “... You called? (frown)”
DAMMIT CHAUNCY STOP IT
+1224121 Reply
In response to “DAMMIT CHAUNCY STOP IT”
...You?
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Bullshit
In response to “And everybody hates him.”
I love His Infernal Majesty...
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Anonymous
I would agree, but the special cup part is stopping me... Girls have two special cups.
+425081 Reply
In response to “I would agree, but the special cup part is...”
Plus, some girls have a longbottom..
+31512 Reply
In response to “Plus, some girls have a longbottom.. (hello)”
Especially the older ones.
+12175 Reply
In response to “I would agree, but the special cup part is...”
And unfortunately, two special girls have a single cup...
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ActionMan
And wants a nose job
+354492 Reply
In response to “And wants a nose job”
and he wasn't satisfied with his body for a period of time.
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I give this post 10/10 on my fantastagasm meter©
+192781 Reply
In response to “I give this post 10/10 on my fantastagasm...”
where can I purchase my own fantastagasm meter(c)?
+5149 Reply
In response to “where can I purchase my own fantastagasm meter(c)?”
The Fantastagasm meter© is an limited edition product. However, seeing as you are Favvks, i will grant you free use of the Fantastagasm Meter©
+4139 Reply
In response to “The Fantastagasm meter© is an limited...”
*Favvkes
+51510 Reply
In response to “*Favvkes”
THE favvkes*
+102515 Reply
In response to “THE favvkes*”
nope
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aw man :(
+5105 Reply
In response to “I give this post 10/10 on my fantastagasm...”
I suppose it can stay then.
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Also comparable to Michael Jackson.
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Jules
How odd. I put this as my status yesterday, but I didn't even get it from here. Anthony is reading my mind
+8168 Reply
And he can be such a little hormonal ****.
+2540153 Reply
In response to “And he can be such a little hormonal ****.”
For some reason I read this as a response to the above comment.
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AndyBlacksmith
sometimes i wish i was a harry potter fan so i can understand the harry potter POTD's...
+264317 Reply
In response to “sometimes i wish i was a harry potter fan so...”
http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Harry_Potter
This sums it all up.
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Roy
In response to “sometimes i wish i was a harry potter fan so...”
All you need to know is that Voldemort and Harry Potter team up to kill a ginger boy named Ron Weasley. Hermione is a lesbian, and loves Bellatrix, but Bellatrix loves Ron, and she kills Voldemort trying to save Ron. Fred Weasley dies of a drug overdose. A horcrux is a magical item that makes Harry invincible. Harry and Ron fight to the death, but Harry wins due to the Horcrux. Fred's twin, George Weasley, commits suicide after Ron and Fred die. Bellatrix steals Harry's Horcrux, and kills him for killing the love of her life, and then Hermione kills Bellatrix, knowing she could never have her. Hermione marries Nevile Longbottom, pretending to love him. They end up ruling the wizard world, over throwing Albus Dumbledore.
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In response to “All you need to know is that Voldemort and...”
If Hermione was a lesbian I might actually read those books/watch the movies.
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ActionMan
In response to “If Hermione was a lesbian I might actually...”
it's a romantic comedy.
+404993 Reply
In response to “it's a romantic comedy.”
I love romantic comedies. My personal favourite is The Human Centipede.
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ActionMan
In response to “I love romantic comedies. My personal...”
Not only are romantic comedies and The Human Centipede opposites, they are perpendicular.
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Anonymous
In response to “Not only are romantic comedies and The Human...”
Oh really? I totally didn't know that. Thank you so much for enlightening me. I am no longer confused by the genre under which The Human Centipede falls. You are by far one of the smartest people I know. Can you please teach me how to be as fantastic and intelligent as you? Seriously, I'd love to be able to be able to state obvious facts like you do. Is this a sarcastic enough response or am I going to have to keep going?
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ActionMan
In response to “Oh really? I totally didn't know that. Thank...”
You are so welcome. I can't say that I can teach you but I can continue to talk so you can learn my ways..
To be fully honest, I just said that comment because I thought of the word "perpendicular" and thought it would be fun to say that in a comment
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Anonymous
In response to “Not only are romantic comedies and The Human...”
Someone needs to take better care to listen during their Geometry lessons!
And that somebody is also anonymous, but I think that is just a coincidence.
+7158 Reply
In response to “Someone needs to take better care to listen...”
Perpendicular= Opposite and reversed. I don't see how that doesn't apply here.
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Anonymous
In response to “All you need to know is that Voldemort and...”
Seems legit.
+294011 Reply
In response to “Seems legit.”
JK. Trolling
+63771416 Reply
In response to “All you need to know is that Voldemort and...”
Dude, next time give spoioer alerts. Now the whole series is ruined for me.
+3754174 Reply
In response to “All you need to know is that Voldemort and...”
How'd Hermione kill Bellatrix when she had a horcrux?
+92314 Reply
In response to “How'd Hermione kill Bellatrix when she had a...”
Bellatrix didn't know how to use it. It was one of those things that the movies left out, but the books covered.
+33407 Reply
In response to “Bellatrix didn't know how to use it. It was...”
Ah, I see. Well the movies should've stepped up their game.
+82012 Reply
And he has no soul.
+61913 Reply
Worthy POTD. LOVE.
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He is also a lot different then them in that he has no nose, his favorite pet is a snake, he is a wizzard, and is a murderor. Other than that though, they are quite similar.
+51813 Reply
In response to “He is also a lot different then them in that...”
No, most teenage girls have all of this qualities.
+314093 Reply
In response to “No, most teenage girls have all of this qualities.”
Uh oh. Family arguement. Might need counseling.
+535746 Reply
In response to “Uh oh. Family arguement. Might need counseling.”
The doctor is IN
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Dr. Phil
In response to “No, most teenage girls have all of this qualities.”
Please you're just mad because when you were a kid you were too busy preaching the Gospel to get a girlfriend.
+3129 Reply
In response to “Please you're just mad because when you were...”
I preached my gospel into your mother's mouth.
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"A special cup"? I get what it is in relation to Voldie, it's Helga Hufflepuff's cup, but how does it relate him to a teenage girl?
Is this some weird drug/**** reference that flew over my head because I'm a prude, or does it just make no sense?
+15249 Reply
In response to “"A special cup"? I get what it is in...”
I assume it refers to a bra...
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Jules
Oh look... Yet ANOTHER POTD stolen from another site.
+1424101 Reply
Sobriquet
In response to “Oh look... Yet ANOTHER POTD stolen from...”
Are you serious? I was actually really pleased with this one until now.
+7158 Reply
In response to “Are you serious? I was actually really...”
Google it.
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Sobriquet
In response to “Google it.”
http://voldemortoutbitches.tumb...st/10133914389
http://mugglebornandproud.tumbl...st/10130587831
http://unitedpsychos.com/post/1...a-teenage-girl
Wow.
+7125 Reply
In response to “http://voldemortoutbitches.tumblr.com/post/1013...”
I love how everyone's all "We want controversial POTDs!" but I never get a POTD. Seriously, I've got a whole arsenal of controversy.
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Sobriquet
In response to “(y) I love how everyone's all "We want...”
I'd be happy with a POTD that's not stupid. Something funny and original. I believe both of those are rules for posting, actually.
+286 Reply
In response to “I'd be happy with a POTD that's not stupid...”
You are correct.
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Sobriquet
In response to “(y) I love how everyone's all "We want...”
I suggested that one about pedophiles and rapists that's on about page two now. I think that'd lead to some good debates.
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ActionMan
In response to “(y) I love how everyone's all "We want...”
My posts are controversial in the sense that they are utterly ridiculous and should never be considered a topic of controversy.
+9156 Reply
In response to “Oh look... Yet ANOTHER POTD stolen from...”
I got my friend's permission to post this after he had it on his status. He told me it was original, so in my naivety, I trusted him. I'm sorry it upsets you so much.
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In response to “I got my friend's permission to post this...”
if its not on here, post it. **** who say otherwise
+142612 Reply
In response to “if its not on here, post it. **** who say...”
That would be fine, except that it causes the people who actually post original things to rarely get recognition.
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Sobriquet
In response to “That would be fine, except that it causes the...”
My friend and I started this whole thing. Last year we decided that Voldemort was like a teenage girl and then this year she posted it on her tumblr: /moc.rlbmut.muirbilac//:ptth I posted the link backwords because it wouldn't let me post a link. Anyway, there is your recognition.
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Anonymous
And he also doesn't have a nose. Pefect.
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Actually i can explain some of those things, the diary was to make a ginger girl feel vulnerable and tell me all her secrets so i could manipulate her and eventally rape/kill her in the chamber of secrets. the rest of those peculiar objects... WELL OMG CANT YOU TELL?! ;)
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