Someone should invent a bra that plays music so girls can't complain that guys always stare at their boobs and never listen to them, amirite?

If you play them the right way, it might sound like a motorboat.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I would have to have x-ray vision to stare at boobs through a t-shirt...which I don't...or do I? hello

by Anonymous 12 years ago

X-ray vision would suck. You're not seeing through clothes, you're seeing bones. It'd be like living in a scary movie where the dead rises. Not to mention that you'd probably give everyone you know cancer.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

uh...well...that's true actually I didn't think about it, I just wanted to be first

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ok, he can have See-through-all-clothing vision

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Remember, that includes old people, your family members, fat people, little kids, and your friends. http://www.chilloutpoint.com/images/2009/april/fat/funny-fat-gigantic13.jpg Is it really worth it?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Eww my Grandma . Can you not turn it on and off? That sucks.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh God!!!! that's fuckin gross. What's wrong with you?!?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

and people of the same gender

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/48924

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And you would actually see through EVERYTHING, meaning you would become blind.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I learned my lesson.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

it should have a built-in sandwich maker too! wait, bras already have that...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

troll face for good measure troll

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And a bottle/cellphone holder

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://www.strangecosmos.com/im...ent/126579.jpg http://comedyplus.blogspot.com/2010/09/iboob.html

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That is the hottest ad I've ever seen

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ML160wA9mME

by Anonymous 12 years ago

hmm that's a little too much penis for me

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/48261

by Anonymous 12 years ago

OMG YOUR CAT ONLY HAS 1 EAR.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well...you kinda made him that way

by Anonymous 12 years ago

OMG PHOTOSHOP HAS BEEN AROUND FOR A LONG TIME!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

They should also invent bras with a Rubik's Cube lock

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Might as well just wear a chastity belt.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://xkcd.com/457/

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I would be one of the only people that can open a bra. Maybe then I would get some.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'll never be able to get it off.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Someone should make glasses that play porn. That way we're always staring into her eyes.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Yeah and so my mom has been yelling at me a lot lately... I appreciate that you're listening to me." "Yeah!!! Cum on her asshole!!!" "...what?" "..I meant, yeah come on.. your mom is being an asshole."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Just remember, when a girl asks you to listen real close to her, it's actually a come on.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"My bra's a stereo, it beats for you so listen close"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Imagine me without no clothes, oh oh Make me your dirty ho And turn me on when you feel low These big titties are meant for you So stare at them whenever you want to BIG ASS HEROES BABY

by Anonymous 12 years ago

by Anonymous 12 years ago

We need to make an amirite album of song parodies like Amirite (the one on my page), stereo bra's, and love song

by Anonymous 12 years ago

that would be amazing

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This reminds me of an article I read about how Japan has designed a bra fitted with solar panels and a place to charge your phone. You know, for the economically conscious prostitute.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Also environmentally conscious...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Solar bras: because only prostitutes wear them.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Guys would want to have a super power that lets them feel them, tug them, and squeeze them without the girl ever knowing. Oh wait.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's why the Bop It was so popular.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I have that, but I call it rufees.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If I were a girl, I would tell a guy to touch them, then blast Rick Astley and be all "LOL YOU JUST GOT RICK ROLLED" then leave.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ok, who ever can find the picture with the best boobs, and links it as a comment wins! troll

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Double Emoticons??? WHAT IS THIS MADNESS??

by Anonymous 12 years ago

MADNESS?? THIS IS SPARTA!!! Sorry, buy it had to be done.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No, this is Patrick.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Again, sorry but it had to be done.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*but I swear that typo wasn't there when I posted this.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Best pair of tits you'll ever find. http://ctrlv.in/48276

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0x05yimza1qap28oo1_250.jpg

by Anonymous 12 years ago

FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Thanks for the porn pic.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My brother has this problem. People just won't stop staring.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I...uh...what?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Fat man tits.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://www.instructables.com/id/Musical-Bra/

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But yeah boobs are great

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I feel like the last 75 comments thoroughly summarized that.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This has got to be the stupidest idea in the history of humanity.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Okay

by Anonymous 12 years ago

go home. just leave.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm so sorry (cry2)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I can't find my shoes.......

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Walk on your hands.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I appreciate when guys look at my tits...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I find it flattering

by Anonymous 12 years ago

There is way too much to say to that... starting with your username.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

:|

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Congrats on POTD Ryan!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

THANKS RHEA!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

NO PROBLEM FRIEND!!! Also, might I ask why your profile picture looks like a cute woodsy animal most likely part of the racoon family?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

YAY FRAN! It's actually my dog Spots making an epic face smirk

He's a papillon!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well I feel like a dumbfuck now. I love Papillons; especially their ears!!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Lol you're not, it's only part of his face and he does look like a brown raccoon......... PAPILLONS ARE PESHUSH goo

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I must say, I like the name 'Papillon' quite a bit. It just rolls off the tongue :P I have a Shih Tzu. Hence my username.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It is a nice name. Cuz butterfly ears lol If my dog and your dog had puppies they would be Shitillons hehe

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://www.myfacewhen.com/108/

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Loooooool

by Anonymous 12 years ago