+187 You hate it when someone yells, "Fire!", so you rush to help her, but it turns out she's just getting raped. What a letdown, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

thats from tosh.0

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It is? I honestly thought of this today after seeing some sort of "female self-defense" segment on the morning news.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

She yells "fire" because the friction of the rape will probably spark a flame.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

When I read this, I thought of Platoon of Power Squadren . . . I'm not sure why.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

+69, no way i'm ruining this vote.

by Anonymous 12 years ago