Being a politician is like being a hooker: you can't be one unless you pretend to like someone while you're fucking them, amirite?

+179 Being a politician is like being a hooker: you can't be one unless you pretend to like someone while you're fucking them, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Which becomes quite confusing for the both of them when the politician inevitably has a sex scandal with the hooker

by Anonymous 12 years ago