+202 A poop can be aborted but there's no stopping yourself if you've started to pee, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This post is horrible. I'll have you know I'm pro-poop.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I thought that too, but turns out, if you hold it in and endure the sting, you can!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If you have the runs, there's no aborting the mission. You just sit down, hold on and prepare for blast-off.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Anyone who has ever had an ultrasound became a master not only of holding their piss but of releasing only the slightest amounts.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"peeing is like a good book in that it's very, very hard to stop once you start" thank you John Green xD

by Anonymous 12 years ago