+791 The "other fish in the sea" metaphor isn't quite accurate. It's more like a lake full of Magikarp, but you don't want those Magikarp. You want the bright, beautiful, red Gyarados in the middle of the lake. And if you have to swim through all those Magikarp to find your Gyarados, then so be it, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But there are other Trainers in the real world, and they might just get to the Gyarados before you.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And they seem to always go for the douche bags like Gary.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Blue*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'll wait till my magikarp evolves...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Just give the magikarp you have an exp share and boom. Problem solved.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It'll be stronger that way~~~~ At least temporarily.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Maybe you were dating a blue gyarados and there was a red gyarados waiting for you. You just need to use your balls.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yes, the metaphor clearly relates to the situation in gold/silver/crystal, but I'd much rather have the grace, beauty and wonder of a Milotic in a relationship than the rage, violence and pants shitting fear of death that a Gyarados would bring. I think it's more like finding the one place in all the land where a feebas will appear and then you and your other working together to form the relationship into a splendrous Milotic.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well in the games you feed Feebases need Pokéblocks to evolve when their beauty reaches a certain level. I can only imagine what you would feed you're metaphorical "Feebas" hello

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Have you ever tried finding one of those Feebas in R/S/E? I think it was like 6 steps that randomly changed every so often. Cant remember when.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It was when you changed the hip phrase or something like that in Dewford Town in that one club like house.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Route 119, 6 tiles of water at a time, changing the phrase shuffles the locations

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ahem, Are you an Arceus? Because your beauty is Legendary. /Iwouldtotallyfallforthat

by Anonymous 12 years ago

and then once you get to the Gyarados, you ride him hello

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm looking for my Gardevoir hello

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm looking for my Gallade hello

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Pedophiles are looking for their Kirlia. e.e

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Wouldn't Ralts make more sense for that? Kirlia is more of an adolescent. I don't mean to say that adolescents are incapable of being victimized by pedophiles, but Ralts would make much more sense in my opinion.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm looking for my Meowth hello ...It's kind of a fetish

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You don't say?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I was thinking of that too but meh, I said screw it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Chubby chasers are looking for their Blissys hello

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I thought you'd go after Skitty.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

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by Anonymous 12 years ago

You forgot this one hello

by Anonymous 12 years ago

yum

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh god. Brace yourself for shitty puns.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I pity the stool.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'd rather just date someone who doesn't compare me to a fish/mythical cartoon character.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I like to think of it as a comparison to something that's a total BAMF.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://amirite.net/175386/1644474

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not sure if relevant or just stupid

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Is this post about the one gay guy on the Bachelor?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You assume he's the gay guy just because he's the only GUY the bachelor picked that season? Maybe one of the blond girls is the gay guy! EVER THINK ABOOT THAT?? un

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Has anyone informed you yet that typing aboot instead of about isn't exactly humourous?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well now that you've pointed it out, I had to chuckle a bit.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Why are you always giving that bit special treatment? He'll never develop if you don't let him grow on his own and learn from his mistakes!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yes

by Anonymous 12 years ago

While we're doing this, can we say that one man's Magikarp is another man's Gyrados?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah, but if you're a socially awkward penguin like me, you would flip shit when you saw a Gyrados and when it would be the time to catch him, you'd chicken out and the Gyrados would get away. Never to be found again... foreveralone

by Anonymous 12 years ago

We have rage face emotocons now!?!? HURRAY!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah, but you can always just save right before you try to get the red Gyarados, and keep retrying. Real life doesn't work like that. That being said, I'd prefer a Charizard. Or maybe a Nidoqueen. Mmmmm...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I disagree. I think that Magikarp is one of the greatest Pokemon in the sea. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtyZMDQCA_Y

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/66544

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'll just have my lesbian friend Dewgong use surf to get me to the center then I'll whip out my good old rod

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I love it when people relate pokémon to real life situations!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well I love you! love l

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well I guess you used "attract" because I love you too! love

by Anonymous 12 years ago

AMEN.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I love how it's just common knowledge what a red Gyarados is. I'm suddenly nostalgic for Pokemon Gold/Silver :(

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Lol this is awesome. It's a shame that the poster is Anonymous.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So what you're saying is the identity of the poster is totally.... Unown

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If only you could save progress in life for multiple chances to catch said Gyarados frown

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well, you should make sure you have a super rod first hello

by Anonymous 12 years ago