+1,005 The girls at Hooters may be hot, but when it comes down to it, the girls at Subway are the real wife material, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I've got a friend who takes pictures of hooters girls.. I've never been to a restaurant so I don't know what they're like on the job, but they're pretty nice people when they get naked.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

sounds like my kind of friend hello

by Anonymous 12 years ago

He's my friend; you can't have him!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

sounds like you are talking about your friend "jim" to me d

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Negative, sir.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Is this referring to their sandwich making skills?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No it's referring to their uniforms

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i just love it when they leave their polos unbottoned...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sadly, there's no hooters in Ireland. But there are subways!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

as opposed to bottoned?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yes.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

oh, are you referring to my spelling error?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Great job detective!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

it's "no shit, sherlock!" .... c'mon!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

When you "no shit, Sherlock" someone, there's always a chance they'll "then keep digging, Watson" you. JewishDoggy just can't take that chance.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

To the girls at Hooters: I know the sign says "No shirt, no shoes: No service" but you really should wear pants.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Now why on earth would you say that? ;)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No shoes, no shirt, and I get no service AHH Girl look, I'm lonely AHH Girl look, I'm lonely AHH Girl look, I'm lonely F-F-F-Forever alone! When I walk in hooters This is what I see Two double D's and a plate of chicken wings I got a boner in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it I'm forever alone and I know it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I took that a lot farther than it needed to be taken

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Haha is that a song?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No. Its the translation of an ancient message carved into the Great Wall of China.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh hardy-har-fucking-har You're just a riot aren't you? I just wanted to know if he made it up that's all.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Then why didn't you ask if he made it up or not?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I...well I...shit I guess I just figured I would have eventually gotten to ask that. My thought process was off a bit. *shrug*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Go make me footlong!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

give me five dollars and i'll give you a "footlong" ;) -great subway hooker pickup line

by Anonymous 12 years ago

5 dolla make you holla!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Do you work at Subway? Because everytime I see you, I get a footlong hello

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://youtu.be/TAryFIuRxmQ

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/48060

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/48063

by Anonymous 12 years ago

IT'S 4AM, AND YOU MADE ME LOL, I WOKE MY MOM UP. THANKS

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hey baby, do you work at Subway? 'Cause you should go make me a sammich.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

alright you quoted it so SHAMELESS POST PROMOTION. http://amirite.net/654026

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm pretty sure I got it from that post too. d

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If anyone has a one foot long penis then we may have a slight problem here.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

hooters has good wings...just mentioning it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Also the waitresses have big boobies. But wings too.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not in Novi.... There they look like prepubescent girls.... I've seen them walk into work never been inside thank sweet Jaibus.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Anthony must have an advertising deal with Hooters d

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Anthony, if you make the POTD about our product, we are prepared to offer you a 30 second motorboat and 2 lap dances."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I think he does. Next we'll be seeing Hooters adds. Plus the amirite guy is going to have a hot Hooters amirite chick hanging off is arm, with a plate of wings hello

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That'd actually be cool.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah but only if they were related to you, Einstein.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Because everyone related to me is sexy.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah. Didn't you know,the amirite guy always gets allll the bitches. So it's bound to happen someday.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I used to work at Subway. You know that sign that says "Employees Must Wash Hands?" Yeah, I have never seen any of those girls follow that rule.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

... Do they masturbate before serving?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I wouldn't put it past them. Some of the girls were really gross...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/48067

by Anonymous 12 years ago

/Puke... too far bro, subway girls are no hooters girls and even then....

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Is it bad that I'm a guy who worked at Which Wich?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What the HELL is Which Wich?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sandwich shop. It's different because you mark down your order instead of telling the cashier your order.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I know of those. Which which wich did you work at? troll

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Stillwater, OK

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The one inside OSU?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sí, señor.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

hmm... I've been there so I may have kinda met you haha

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Protip: don't work there. It sucks.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hi, so I just wanted to let you know that I'm not ignoring you and I'm on mobille and I can't send you a message because there is no button that says "send" or "reply" or whatever it's supposed to say. Or I'm being really dense headed and I just don't see it. Kay so looking at that again.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's cool. Mobile is a pain in the ass, anyway.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Haha okay Simran... I'm guessing this is from when we didn't know eachother at all. Btw, late reply is late.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I was once talking to this Hooters waitress and... Well that's about it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And then she brought you the sandwich? Yeah, she did that to me too

by Anonymous 12 years ago

She wanted me. She even gave me free refills. hello

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That... slut! She gave me refills too, she told me I was special!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Looking at it in hindsight... she might have meant the other type of special d

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My one problem with subway is that when ever I order an actual sandwich they keep asking if I want anything on it. Bitch if I wanted anything else on my sandwich it wouldn't be a BLT

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I used to work at subway and we're required to ask if you want other vegetables on their BLT, and more often than not they didn't just want lettuce and tomato.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

hmm why would people want more vegetables on a sandwich who's focus is bacon?, that's weird

by Anonymous 12 years ago

we had some people that just wanted bacon, no vegetables.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

One of them was probably me

by Anonymous 12 years ago

cue ilikefurrywolves and bacon rant

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Go make me sammich!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Clever.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It would suck to be the OP. They're probably slapping themselves in the face now that the post is POTD for making it anonymous.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I know, I should've posted this unanonymous

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No... I should have made it unanonymous! Nice try though

by Anonymous 12 years ago

;D

by Anonymous 12 years ago

They probably weren't anonymous at first. This joke is stolen.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I work at Subway ;] Owow!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Y u no make my sammich full like commercial?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://troll.me/images/y-u-no/subway-y-u-no-blt-with-lettuce-tomato-pickles-american-cheeese-ranch-dressing.jpg

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Because we have a specific amount of stuff we're allowed to put on a sandwich :[

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The commercials are so misleading though, it makes me sad.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Lol. Well you could.. if you paid more money for it :P

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I worked at subway too, and isn't that stupid that we're only supposed to put a certain amount of vegetables per sandwich? We were told to put 6 olives per footlong, nobody followed that rule.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It is so dumb! When I grab olives, I grab a huge handful, because they never stick to the sandwich anyways. The only guild lines I follow are for meats and cheese. We should have subway conversations :] Write on my profile.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"BITCH, GET IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A-- oh, already? Wow, that was fast."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I go into subway and laugh at the men who have to make me sandwiches.. hahaha.

by Anonymous 12 years ago