+372 A straw kinda sucks when it has a hole in it, but it sucks even more when there's no holes in it. Amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

A straw with no holes does not suck, straws suck the most with two or more holes

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's what I was thinking... I was like a straw with one hole is a shitty fucking scoop and with no holes it's just a useless flimsy piece of shit. Either way a straw with 1 or no holes is not a straw it's a piece of trash.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

A regular straw only has one hole...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sorry, I was imaging a straw with no holes as being a long hollow tube, and was considering each opening as being a hole. I see your point though.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

When it comes to straws, you're usually the one that sucks.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So you're taking a straw poll?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

then its not a straw

by Anonymous 12 years ago