Homecoming: Dressing classy to act anything but, amirite?

If wearing the shortest, tightest dresses possible counts as classy, then yes. I hate my school.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Thats why im going just to troll people with The Bernie

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What exactly is homecoming? I don't have it where I live and I always see people on tv making a big deal about it

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Think of it as Prom's awkward stepchild

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well...at my school, the guys dress classy.....can't say the same for most of the girls.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

People got busted having sex last year in the middle of the floor (surrounded by a large group of oblivious people who were busy vertically dry humping).

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Apparently there was a giant group of people getting high in the middle at ours last year.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

it's basically our school's form of prostitution...pay 5 bucks and you can grind with girls for 2 hours. not that i have anything against that haha

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ours is 40 bucks. What the hell?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

In my town homecoming is when people wait until the cover of darkness, then drive around egging everything in sight, vandalizing things, and finding out-of-the-way places to have sex. Last year someone fell out of a moving car because they were trying to drive with no seatbelts and and all the doors open, and someone else threw a pumpkin through a window of a store. Despite all this no one ever gets arrested on Homecoming night, but we're a pretty small town. It's probably different elsewhere.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Damn! How small?!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

9,000 people. Big enough for stores to come and try their luck, but they almost all go out of business in a year. We're lucky to have a Wal*Mart.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Same. We have about 8,800.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Our homecoming is so trashy girls don't wear dresses anymore. Just spandex and ripped shirts with sports bras.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh damn. How elegant.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I agree homecoming can be classless because the majority of people that attend just grind, sneak in drinks, then have a wild afterparty. but if you're going to upvote this post and not do anything about it, you're just agreeing that there is an issue, but you won't try and make it better. I don't know if that makes sense at all, but you can go to a dance, dressed classy, and still have fun in a classy way.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

At my homecoming, I needed to use the restroom, and when I walked in I found 2 girls throwing up, 1 smoking, and 2 fucking WASHING THEIR LEGS.

by Anonymous 12 years ago