+1,679 Sometimes you sit in class and listen to the conversations around you and realize you are the smartest person in the room, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

sometimes you sit and class and listen to the conversations around you and realize you are the most narcissistic person in the room, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And then you also realize you're the only one that doesn't have any friends to talk to.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Today in class, my friend and I had to listen to the 'popular' boys behind us making fart noises and laughing hysterically. The entire class. I'm a goddamn junior. This should not be happening.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Fart jokes are always funny though

by Anonymous 12 years ago

not always. -_- sometimes but not always.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Lighten up.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I have a right to be pissed if it goes on for the entire class. This isn't the first time it's happened either.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not that bad. I once had a sub for religion class, the guys behind me had a long conversation about how far in they have ever gotten into a girl. Really, really loud conversation. It was preceded by how many fingers I got in! (cry2)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

O_O poor soul. I know what you mean, though. I had to sit next to a guy in chem who was always talking about his sexual exploits with his girlfriend. Including how he earned his 'red wings.' *shudder*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

When they gave me class the "the talk" I was sick that day and never found out. Later on in junior high I had it all explained to me by to "popular boys who sat on either side on me in math and religion. Most disturbing lecture I have ever listened to. I mean they explained it out loud to me, not had sex with me or anything. I begged them to stop. They didn't. *shudders and twitches*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"...AND HE IS LIEK SOOO CUTE LOL" Eeyup.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You all described my school scarily well.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"I just failed my test, dude. It was legit." Does that even make sense? .-.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or then there's those awkward moments when everyone fails and they're all high giving each other, then they look at your paper and they act like you're the dumb one for getting the good grade.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Fiving*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That seriously happens to me a lot. When did being an idiot become cool? -_- I don't understand.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Quote I heard in the locker room -- "I *am* homophobic... They're fucking scary bro. I am like really afraid of them." ono

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And in my locker area today I heard "He was making a sundae and asked 'Would you like some nutsacks with that?'"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The other day my english teacher wrote the format of our assignment on the board, and a couple times she wrote "skip one line." So many people started asking each other, "Do we write 'skip one line'??" ono

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Last week in my AP Calculus class, someone asked how to find slope of a line if given 2 points... An Algebra 1 skill.... I was like "....seriously....?"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I learned that in seventh grade.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I go to a Catholic school, and we were talking about Peter. The girl behind me said, " OMG! Peter! You mean like Jesus' BFF, right?!?!?"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

We must have an extremely smart group on amirite if a vast majority think they're the smartest in the room (I'm sure nobody is overestimating their intelligence...)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Considering most of us illustrate our ideas and opinions in full sentences with correct grammar and spelling, yeah. I'd say we're the cream of the crop.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Everybody likes to think of themselves as more intelligent than the majority. Of course this post was voted up.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yes and about 75% of the population thinks they're above average lol.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh percentage fails.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

One girl thought rice came from a rock. I shit thee not. A rock.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My brother came up to me the other day and asked what rice looks like before you cut it up... I lul'd

by Anonymous 12 years ago

In my Algebra two class once a girl in my class said "Oh I get it, the equal sign means it's equal". Not to be overly rude but isn't the equals sign around since you begin math in like kindergarten?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The level of narcissism here...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm a sophmore in highscool, and I heard some people having a converstation about another girl. One person said "She is so rude! One time she came over, and she was disrespecting me in my own house" I don't know how one 15 year old can "Disrespect" another, but it made me laugh.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

By saying something disrespectful?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"You know that city in Iraq? I think... it's called.... Batman?" O_o

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sometimes you sit in class and listen to the conversations around you and realize you are the smartest person in the room. ...wait sometimes? more like all the time

by Anonymous 12 years ago

One time this girl asked me how I got to china. She was like, "did you get there by plane?" No I swam there

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not so much anymore, because I got into a good school for high school. Also, on an unrelated note, it's not being egotistical to vote this up. Pretty much everyone is going to be the smartest person in the room at some point of their life.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't claim to be a genius in any way, shape, or form, but when I hear girls say, "I watch Jersey Shore because it legit makes me feel smart," I die a little inside, because I know that's the only thing that could possibly make them feel that way. ono

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Shut up you guys. You are seriously so stupid. Turtles don't have sex, they lay eggs!" (If only I could say I was kidding........ -_-)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Today a girl asked what the difference between world history and US history was....... I have no words

by Anonymous 11 years ago