+192 Someone should make condoms with flattering horizontal stripes. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Aren't ribbed condoms sort of horizontally striped? Or do you mean condoms with an attractive yellow-and-black scheme?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK AND YELLOW.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Horizontal stripes make things look bigger. I think that might be what they're getting at.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I thought horizontal stripes made you look thinner. Or is that verticle stripes? Maybe it's the color black....

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Vertical stripes make you look thinner

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Which is why I have no idea why horizontal stripes are in right now. I mean, they're EVERYWHERE.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah it just makes everyone look chunkier than they are

by Anonymous 12 years ago