+199 Good HP Pick-up line: I don't need to use Lumos to see because your beauty shines brighter than a dying phoenix, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean. Is that your wand or are you just excited to see me?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Is your name Severus Severus? Cuz you're making me full blood.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Severus Snape = Half blood. (Half-Blood Prince)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Two Snapes= Full blood.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Can my basilisk slytherin your chamber of secrets?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Because comparing your loved one's beauty to a dying animal is so romantic!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

For that matter, any pick-up line with the word "dying" in it is bound to be a trainwreck.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't understand what this post has to do with hit-points.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

See, I like this one because it compliments the other person, not asks them to get in your pants.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Are you a bottle of Skele-gro? Because you're growing me a bone!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Shouldn't they be brighter than a Patronus? I think saying "a dying Phoenix" is a little morbid.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah, it Patronus like ^ said. Though I love this one: My love for you burns like a dying Pheonix. And also: I'm not Luna, but I sure can Lovegood.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Did you just say relashio? Because there are definitely sparks between us! Are you forgetting something? Because that line made me redder than a remembral.

by Anonymous 12 years ago