&lrm;Why can’t rappers just say nice things? Like, “I wanna take your clothes off and hang them up in the closet real nice." amirite?

Here's a rap verse in the song Cool by Anthony Hamilton. Me and you in the pick-up truck, touchin and kissin I'm bare foot strawin 'em out, laughin and kissin I know you from the city of love, Louis Vuitton But you're stressed out, come over here and let me calm Your soul, let me rub on your back, paint on your toes Let me scratch the dandruff out of your scalp Pick in your nose (oh boy you so nasty) Is all I hear you scream But you the answer to my question The 'eh to my dreams. You a radio killa We can call our white friends up and drink a Miller Genuine Draft Then kick 'em all out of the house, take us a bath You choose, all I need in this world is y-o-u and I'm cool. BESIDES THE GROSS PART, it's a sweet song.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No one is touching my feet or hair except for me, my nail technician and hair stylist.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This reminds me of Dating Site Murderer. http://memebase.com/category/dating-site-murderer/

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It reminded me of Successful Black Man

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/40626

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Of course I have the song Die Mother Fucker Die stuck in my head.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Rap? More like "I wanna gang rape you. Bitches love getting gang-raped"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I wanna fuck you, you already know, girl what's wrong with the music that we have today?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Haha what song is that?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Akon - I wanna fuck you

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ellen DeGeneres, no?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i was thinking the same thing

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I can see Good Guy Greg saying that...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Memestache?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yup

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No. The Good Guy Greg meme was born long before Memestache was ever created, so it's unfair to give that site the credit for it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's only a reference. By what you're saying, I need to fond the original site in which good guy Greg was created, just for a reference?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Of course not, but if you don't know the proper reference, don't try to give it out. You can't assume that just because you've only seen Memestache, GGG originated there. Also, here's a very useful tool: http://knowyourmeme.com

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's just one reference. It was the first one I could think of.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYXkS45PZPQ

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Immediately thought of this.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

¯\(ツ)/¯

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Celebrating your POTD status?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

A few months ago, he was...? But I thought that physics said that precognition was impossible! Michio Kaku even said so!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Mobile doesn't show the date the comment was made. I thought it was from today. Or he could have invented time travel.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

There are rappers with positive lyrics, or rappers trying to promote positive things you just have to find them.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

By promoting positive things, you mean YMCMB, OFWGKTA, and Taylor Gang, right? RIGHT?!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sure, we'll go with that wary

. But really i'm not that into rap but the stuff I do listen to is mostly positive or about important things not about getting your dick wet.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Nas used to be good back in the day. The best song was " I Can." But nowadays rap isn't that great and doesn't have much meaning like it used to

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Toys For Boys by Can't Stop Won't Stop - just a rap about the toys they played with as a kid. And the video's pretty sweet too. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNZCZsHJIR8&ob=av3e

by Anonymous 12 years ago

wrappers DO say nice things... http://ctrlv.in/73016

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not all the time. http://ctrlv.in/73017

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's nice, it's telling you to take the easy way out. I mean, if you really don't feel like talking to someone, or want everyone to just leave you alone, you can listen to that.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You can see the picture's edited, right?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What sorcery is this "editing?!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

im about to make one i wanna take off your clothes, hang em up real nice do some of your laundry, separate colors from the whites clean your glasses , so you can see beautiful sights if you get in a pinch, i'll help you out in some fights ill even buy your kid a cool toy all work no play makes him a dull boy to be awesome you don't even have to try did you maybe grow up with the amirite guy?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Even if that happened though, someone, somehow would STILL get offended...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Come here bitch let me pet your head. Oh wait you want your tummy rubbed instead? Anything for man's best friend. Now let's go find some hoes And plant a garden of the flower rose. yeaaaaaa boyyyyy

by Anonymous 12 years ago

W

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"W" as in "Why did you bother posting a comment?"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I meant to post will Smith but my phone crashed.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I would like to take this opportunity to mention Dr. Seuss; greatest rapper who ever lived and never used a dirty word.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It was all subliminal messaging. That pussy had a real nice hat, though.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Like holden caufield and his prostitute

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This seems like it was part of family guy making fun Will Smith being clean.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"“I wanna take your clothes off and hang them up in the closet real nice....THEN I shall proceed to rape you like the slut you are"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yesterday, by Atmosphere. It's quite nice and relaxing. Spanish rappers are a lot less "less fuck em bitches" and more about art and life itself.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Music is like candy. Throw out all the wrappers.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://amirite.net/659156/1669406

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I enjoyed the video, but I couldn't even begin to decipher what the first verse was trying to say. I also didn't like the song.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

haha

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgLltz1n5_E&feature=youtube_gdata_player

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"... And THEN I'm going to fuck you real deep." Because let's be honest guys, she IS wearing no clothes on his room now that they're in the closet.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If the guy’s in the closet then I doubt he wants to fuck women.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"then put your clothes back on because modest is hottest girl"

by Anonymous 12 years ago